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Libra: isn’t it weird we pay money to see other human beings?

Aries: we talkin’ prostitution, movies or plan tickets?

Libra:

Libra: glasses.

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Pisces: I need to go get some new pants...

Scorpio: nah, just down a few cakes and you’ll be fine!

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Short hiatus

Just gotta be a dumb ram over in a corner for a bit.

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changing my name don't freak out <3

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Leo: when dog food says new and improved who tests it?

Sagittarius: *holds out bag* join us.

Leo:

Leo: *slowly takes the bag*

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Pisces: Im so done. with people sometimes.

Sagittarius: why?

Pisces: they'll ask to wear your glasses and go "ahUh wOW you really CnAT see!" No sit sherlock. I mean you dont see someone asking to sit in your wheelchair and say, "ahUh wOW you really CnAT WALK."

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what do u think of cancer x aries relationships?

Cancer and Aries on the norm aren't very compatible. Being very different often they cant find common ground or struggle to understand the other needs, coping, or prefered outlets.

While cancers are extremely sensitive they can often be difficult for an aries to understand. While Aries themselves can be quite sensitive cancers are on a different scale, meaning their way of dealing with it is on another scale. Causing the trust and comunication between the two very difficult. With a cancer unable to take a breath and calm down in a bad state, while the aries struggles to get through to them. In basic relationships communication and talking is key. For these two its hard as hell. Both of you being naturally stubborn, more often then not you'll be be hurting each other in conflict. However, both of you will recover quickly and easily from each argument.

However unconventional they are, its easily possible for both to work out fine despite being highly recommended against each other. There is an extrodinary amount of time and care needed to be put in on both sides. With can be extremely tiresome for them both, and cause alot of pain due to one opting out leaving the other stranded in desperation. Coming back to their emotions quickly, follwing from the large amount of care needed in this relationship; both of you are very emotional. Despite aries though of being emotionally disabled rams (only half true I swear) they are very passionate and hold high expectations. Which either is absolutely perfect for the both of you, suiting you two like a lock and key. Or destorys it.

I cannot stress enough how important a relarionship between the two needs a crazy amount of love, patients, compromising, understanding, and care needed to make one work. Both of you will need to sacrifice things, and change behaviour for the better of the relationship.

If you are able to pull this off though? I guarantee you will never be more satisfied with another partner. The level of trust, passion, and love can be devastatingly satisfying. Your either the fairy tail with a happy ending or a rough trail of love to pain.

Coming from my own experiences, and knowledge/research of the signs and their compatibility this is my personal opinion and take on them. But like seriously. This relationship is bitch to pull off but amazing if you do.

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Fun fact: Pisces, virgos, and sagittarius are common zodiac signs for serial killers. Gemini there too, but we all kinda assume if its the bad twin. Anyways merry Christmas!♡

Pisces: i got coal for christmas.

Sagittarius: oh…im sorry

Pisces: makes the bodies less exspensive to burn.

Sagittarius: oh o-wait what the f-

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Pisces: i got coal for christmas.

Sagittarius: oh...im sorry

Pisces: makes the bodies less exspensive to burn.

Sagittarius: oh o-wait what the f-

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Libra: i got a new puppy for christmas!

Gemini: you mean dishwasher?

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Libra: come on, I wasnt that drunk.

Aquarius: dude we were in walmart and the intercom came on and you hit the floor screaming "THE LORD HAS SPOKEN."

Libra: again. I wasnt that drunk.

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Scorpio: do you close at 6:30?

Cancer: yes, but we close emotionally at 6.

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Backup account?

I know its mostly art accounts, but if tumblr were to go to well, shit. Would any of you lovelies be intrested if i made this account again on another platform? Only if necessary of course!♡

Feedback is appreciated◇♡◇

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Leo: Karma is another way of spelling fuck you.

Gemini: and me.

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Virgo: on a scale of 1-10 how fucked are y-

Aries: VERY.

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Libra & Gemini: *watching Aries trying to open a door*

Aries: IT WON'T FUCKIN' OPEN.

Libra: think he'll realize it's a push not pull?

Gemini: I give 'em a week.

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Leo: so...why'd the school ban goldfish pranks?

Aquarius: Sagittarius kept taking them home.