archiegoodwin
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teresa. career woman in need of a nap.
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Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
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peace and love on planet earth (microsoft outage)
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sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too
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There's something that I find equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
On one hand it is so funny watching the generation previous to mine (I was born in 84) absolutely say the most unhinged shit online, doxx themselves, and get fired, after spending my entire childhood teaching me online opsec because every stranger was a potential murderer. Social media done rotted their brains.
But on the other I'm seeing kids coming up, seeing them spew all their personals online, and using that to model their unsafe behavior and put themselves at incredible risk because the internet actually got way more dangerous than it was, ironically, when I was coming up being told I had to basically outsmart the fuckin CIA. Now the actual CIA and other bad actors (government, private, and individual) really are out there and these kids are watching fucking meemaw post a photo of the front of her house practically captioned with her fucking SSN and thinking, "yeah, sure, the adults know what's safe."
I gotta be a fuckin millennial about this and beg younger folx to listen to the VCR generation: hide yourself online. Nothing should go there you wouldn't want in the hands of the person who hates you the most.
Be safe, be smart, be a fucking ghost.
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Not me deciding to give a new show a chance and maybe get out of my crime show/responder rabbit hole I've been in since I was a child - just to realize that life guards are in fact first responders, and I'm still in that rabbit hole
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#rescue hi surf#i just started the pilot and im already into this and into them two i knew there had to be more in future eps so i came to lurk into the ta#i was not disappointed#cant wait to see these hot people bang#eventually
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Brilliant Minds - 1.01 'Pilot' ↳ I was referring to your face blindness.
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horny enough to hook up at work but flustered and awkward about it … doesn’t use chopsticks because they’re “less efficient” … down incredibly bad for a man who swims in the hudson river … josh nichols you are quickly becoming a guy of all time
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brilliant minds is like. what if. doctors were. fundamentally good? and doctor odyssey is like. what if. doctors were. fundamentally bisexual
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I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.
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You’re all gonna love this one
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Finished watching Cross earlier and it’s so good, y’all. Aldis Hodge is fucking superb. I’m about to start it over and watch the whole thing again.
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Adam Brody as Noah Roklov Nobody Wants This, S01E01
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people are sleeping on high potential, brilliant minds and matlock
wake up
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OMG 🔥🤩
#brilliant minds#i know we got a kiss in the most recent ep but damn this scene still has me in a chokehold
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