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Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

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inside you there are two giraffes

nobody knows how the FUCK THESE CAME TO BE

IMPULSE. SKIZZ. WHAT ARE THOSE???!?!?!?

god the amount of silly-ness that happens in these videos. delightful.

I MISSED THE BEST JOKE WHILE POSTING THIS.

IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME THERE WAS A HORRIFIC GIRAFFE IN GUESS THE BUILD. ID HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING NICKELS

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Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

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HARPY

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What if you were out with your friends and you were all getting coffee and shopping and having a good time and reminiscing about your last day out together and everything was light and happy and fun. And then the demon warrior appeared.

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my gf told me to do this

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Someone just zoomed past our house on one of those hands free Segway machines wearing reindeer ears and a glowing red nose, carrying a boom box blasting “here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane” with what could arguably only be described as a sack slung over their back.

God speed, cyberpunk Christmas spirit.

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happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

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Day 25

Unburnt

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if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

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IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

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IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

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my goat is washed 💔😔

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Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill.

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS