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Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

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Up for adoption, please take good care of him.

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small victories ^^

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“MUMBO!”

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grian i love you but what is this

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HALLOWNEST DASHBOARD SIMULATOR

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my dad and my stepmom were really accepting when I came out as a she/her but biggest issue is that they keep calling me the gendered child because all my siblings are genderless

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op your parents literally said you have blue setae and pronouns

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THEY LITERALLY SAID I HAVE BLUE SETAE AND PRONOUNS I HATE THIS HOUSE

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rip to everyone who died in the infection but I’m different

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I’m fighting the infection and I haven’t gotten infected yet. I think the king is lying to us

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I’m gonna kill the king

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I was in a conference today explaining the plague and what we could do to stop it and without thinking I said “the wyrm only knows what to do now” to his majesty’s face and he just looked at me in confusion and I thought I was gonna get fired or executed or something but he just replied with “why the fuck do you think I know?”

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posts that have 10k notes. to me

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YOU CANT DO THOS TO ME

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please come closer I’m a normal grub let me out of my jar I won’t bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you

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born to be a mad scientist forced to be the god/king of hallownest

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anyone want to babysit my kid. I don’t pay anything but you do get to kill me at the end.

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reminder that you are NOT obligated to like your siblings! siblings are nothing. wanna know what matters. gay sex

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and art

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bro…

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hm. it is suspicious that @/palekingofficial has been gone for a long time. it seems the coward has changed his account. I suspect that @/littleghost is actually @/palekingofficial simply trying to shirk his duties

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are you on drugs or are you just an idiot

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and the house is mine alone

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Grian: No one has ever died up in my base!

Joel: w-

Joel: where are your teammates, Grian?

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Iskall and Stress have left the Hermitcraft server

No clue what happened but I'm glad that the members have taken action

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For people who don’t have Twitter!

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I hate to hand it to wheatley but imo one of the funniest moments in the portal games is “ah’m speakin’ in an ACCent that is beyond her range of HEARing”

the accent itself

the fact that he assumes that she can’t hear him based on nothing

glados has an american accent

the idea that she won’t notice the wall opening if she can’t hear him

the sheer annoyance in glados’s voice when she corrects wheatley

she calls him ‘metal ball’ despite very much knowing what a core is. is this a corephobic slur of some kind

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prayers

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proud of you king <3

bonus:

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My two fearsome beasts