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12/22/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 1,696 words
ending: 1,696 words
(by the stars above // i know we were in love)
dorym happy ending -
starting: 552 words
ending: 1,312 words
orym post canon temporary amnesia -
starting: 782 words
ending: 782 words
evandrin & laerryn friendship fic -
starting: 725 words
ending: 1,249 words
beauty and the beast au -
starting: 168 words
ending: 168 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 47,494 words
ending: 47,494 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
tlovm canon adjacent - "they forgot me" (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
dorian goes down -
final title: and i'll use you as a focal point (subject to change?)
final word count: 3,242
published (ao3): 10/26/2024
zerxus on the warpath -
final title: sending my love (from the other side of the apocalypse)
final word count: 8,560
published: 11/30/2024
alterra family fluff -
final title: Exploding Cakes & Sweet Revenge
final word count: 1,174
published: 12/11/2024
#i called off on thursday AND friday of this week. because i had too much sick leave left for the year and it doesn't rollover#and fully intended to spend at least one full day writing. I Did Not. but i did spend like 90 minutes tonight cranking out a whole bunch#of words to make up for it. so that's nice. i think i should be able to finish the happy ending & friendship fics this week hell yeah#the amnesia fic is gonna be a little longer i think. so it's getting tabled for january#after i finish the smut fic for emmy's birthday. BUT we're still (kind of) on schedule. you love to see it.
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12/15/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 1,696 words
ending: 1,696 words
(by the stars above // i know we were in love)
dorym happy ending -
starting: 162 words
ending: 552 words
orym post canon temporary amnesia -
starting: 460 words
ending: 782 words
evandrin & laerryn friendship fic -
starting: 237 words
ending: 725 words
beauty and the beast au -
starting: 168 words
ending: 168 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 47,494 words
ending: 47,494 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
tlovm canon adjacent - "they forgot me" (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
dorian goes down -
final title: and i'll use you as a focal point (subject to change?)
final word count: 3,242
published (ao3): 10/26/2024
zerxus on the warpath -
final title: sending my love (from the other side of the apocalypse)
final word count: 8,560
published: 11/30/2024
alterra family fluff -
final title: Exploding Cakes & Sweet Revenge
final word count: 1,174
published: 12/11/2024
#yes i know it's monday night. no i do not care.#1/4 prompt fics down tho! hopefully i can knock out two this week#then one next week#and have the smut done in time for emmy's birthday#2k words in a week tho. not bad!
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12/8/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 603 words
ending: 1,696 words
(by the stars above // i know we were in love)
alterra family fluff -
starting:
ending: 365 words
dorym happy ending -
starting:
ending: 162 words
orym post canon temporary amnesia -
starting:
ending: 460 words
evandrin & laerryn friendship fic -
starting:
ending: 237 words
beauty and the beast au -
starting:
ending: 168 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 47,494 words
ending: 47,494 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
tlovm canon adjacent - "they forgot me" (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
dorian goes down -
final title: and i'll use you as a focal point (subject to change?)
final word count: 3,242
published (ao3): 10/26/2024
zerxus on the warpath -
final title: sending my love (from the other side of the apocalypse)
final word count: 8,560
published: 11/30/2024
#all that work done on the smut brought to you by: not having any other active wips AND emmy's birthday being in less than a month#all the NEW wips brought to you by: realizing i was less than 4k away from 50k words published on ao3 this year#and trying to knock out a bunch of quick prompts to hit or exceed that number#which is also why. absolutely no work has been done on my original writing in... a while lmao
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12/1/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 603 words
ending: 603 words
(by the stars above // i know we were in love)
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 47,494 words
ending: 47,494 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
beauty and the beast au (fic)
tlovm canon adjacent - "they forgot me" (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
dorian goes down -
final title: and i'll use you as a focal point (subject to change?)
final word count: 3,242
published (ao3): 10/26/2024
zerxus on the warpath -
final title: sending my love (from the other side of the apocalypse)
final word count: 8,560
published: 11/30/2024
#yes i have a title for the smut fic already. ty ben for making vide noir. truly one of thee calamity albums of all time.#also look at that posting two fics in like 5 weeks. way to go me.
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11/24/204
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 4,318 words
ending: 4,984 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 603 words
ending: 603 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 47,494 words
ending: 47,494 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
beauty and the beast au (fic)
tlovm canon adjacent - "they forgot me" (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
dorian goes down -
final title: and i'll use you as a focal point (subject to change?)
final word count: 3,242
published (ao3): 10/26/2024
#not a great week but also! words happened! despite my birthday#being disgustingly busy at work all week. AND being awake for 21 straight hours to get to california#i've given up on the smut fic for now bc i think it's gonna be a birthday present for emmy. which means ive got time.
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11/18/204
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 4,033 words
ending: 4,318 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 603 words
ending: 603 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 47,494 words
ending: 47,949 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
beauty and the beast au (fic)
tlovm canon adjacent - "they forgot me" (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
dorian goes down -
final title: and i'll use you as a focal point (subject to change?)
final word count: 3,242
published (ao3): 10/26/2024
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11/10/204
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 3,147 words
ending: 4,033 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 603 words
ending: 603 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 47,461 words
ending: 47,494 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
beauty and the beast au (fic)
tlovm canon adjacent - "they forgot me" (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
dorian goes down -
final title: and i'll use you as a focal point
final word count: 3,242
published (ao3): 10/26/2024
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10/27/204
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 2,858 words
ending: 3,147 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 603 words
ending: 603 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 47,461 words
ending: 47,461 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
beauty and the beast au (fic)
tlovm canon adjacent - "they forgot me"
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
dorian goes down -
final title: and i'll use you as a focal point (subject to change?)
final word count: 3,242
published (ao3): 10/26/2024
#hell yeah got that dorym fic posted#sure do wish people would REBLOG IT but. whatever!!!!! it's already gotten more traction than my post canon one so. love that for me.#officially started a character workshop too. which i am anticipating being DEEPLY helpful for my original stuff.#so hopefully i can get more traction on that before the end of the year#anyway the next wip i'm gonna start IS the beauty and the beast au. which will be insane
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10/20/204
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 2,500 words
ending: 2,858 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 603 words
ending: 603 words
dorian goes down -
starting: 1,135 words
ending: 2,448 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 46,803 words
ending: 47,461 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
beauty and the beast au (fic)
tlovm canon adjacent - "they forgot me"
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
#not as much airplane writing as i wanted to on my way out west BUT#i should get more done on my way home tomorrow! still got some good words in though. hell yeah
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10/13/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 1,417 words
ending: 2,500
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 603 words
ending: 603 words
dorian goes down -
starting: 1,135 words
ending: 1,135
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 46,803 words
ending: 47,461 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
beauty and the beast au (fic)
tlovm canon adjacent - "they forgot me"
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
#shoutout to the flights to and from austin. that is where all of these words got written. and i love that for me.#just something about writing on an airplane!!!!!!#i've got the flight to seattle on thursday. and i will have substantially more downtime there than i did in austin.#so hopefully i get a lot more words in to make up for how SHIT september was!!!!!!!!#i need to rewatch the tlovm ep before i start on the beauty and the beast au OR the 'they forgot me' fic.#BUT i dont wanna do that until i finish the fighting out of hell one. so i'm hoping that gets knocked out this week with the plane time!
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10/6/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 1,127 words
ending: 1,417 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 603 words
ending: 603 words
dorian goes down -
starting: 1,028 words
ending: 1,135 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 46,803 words
ending: 46,803 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
#JESUS an entire month later#fucking christ#september was absolutely brutal because i had to prioritize the continuing education certificate i was doing through work BUT.#that shit is over now! so i can turn my attention back to the important shit. fanfic.#although this week coming up probably won't be great either cuz i'm traveling but i will get back in the swing of things anyway#and do a lot next week!
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9/8/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 626 words
ending: 1,127 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 603 words
ending: 603 words
dorian goes down -
starting: 397 words
ending: 1,028 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 45,917 words
ending: 46,803 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
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8/25/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 160 words
ending: 626 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 282 words
ending: 603 words
dorian goes down -
starting:
ending: 397 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 45,695 words
ending: 45,917 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
#'dorian goes down' really is a deeply misleading title but it's all i got for it atm#also haha!!!!!! would you mcfucking look at that! movement on the 2 calamity fics that i've been sitting on for ages#AND new words in my original project! i'm also doing a lot more work on the high fantasy time travel lesbians but that is nowhere near#words ready yet. so it will stay in 'drafting' for a bit. but i'm hoping to have a couple thousand words of it actually written by the end#of the year! we shall see if that happens#and of course a new dorym fic bc i am deeply unwell about them and finally got the results of the poll#i really like this strategy of working on everything for 10 minutes each a day. instead of waiting for inspo to strike. more consistent#this way. let's see if i can keep it up!
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8/11/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 160 words
ending: 160 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 282 words
ending: 282 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 45,695 words
ending: 45,695 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
dorym post canon -
final title: there's a world that was meant for our eyes to see
final word count: 2,409
published (ao3): 8/11/2024
#yes i skipped last week shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#i can't wait for the end of the year when i get to add up all the work i've done. it's gonna be great.
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7/28/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 160 words
ending: 160 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 282 words
ending: 282 words
dorym post canon -
starting: 779 words
ending: 1,303 worlds
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 45,695 words
ending: 45,695 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
#this week was rough but next week should be an easier week at work and thus better week for Words#i'm hoping i can finish the dorym fic by next week but i wont be mad if i dont
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7/21/2024
FANFIC:
zerxus on the warpath -
starting: 160 words
ending: 160 words
zerxus/evandrin smut -
starting: 282 words
ending: 282 words
dorym post canon -
starting:
ending: 779 words
ORIGINAL FICTION:
belong.mp3 -
starting: 45,695 words
ending: 45,695 words
DRAFTING:
ring of brass 6+1 saves (fic)
zerxus/evandrin princess bride au (fic)
calamity roaring 20s/bootlegger au (fic)
high fantasy time travel lesbians (original)
brainrot: the novel (original)
COMPLETED:
nydas/patia smut -
final title: part time soulmate (full time problem)
final word count: 3,872
published (ao3): 2/21/2024
dorian/orym reunion fic -
final title: hold back the river (let me look in your eyes)
final word count: 1,126
published (ao3): 5/7/2024
the battlefield medic fic -
final title: of where we'd end up at the end of it
final word count: 27,267
published (ao3): 7/6/2024
#skipped last week entirely because i was in nyc#not a ton of progress this week but i should be able to knock out this new dorym fic in a week or two#which is exciting!!!!!!!!!!
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