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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 + TUMBLR REACTIONS

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lestat's hair getting longer between season 1 and 2 is so funny to me. do you think louis approached daniel after 1.07 like "daniel, i want to thank you for what you said to me last night about lestat's murder. i have been reevaluating certain events, gaining new, truer perspectives. i feel that i need to tell you, daniel.... i lied to you, and to myself, about lestat's hairstyle. it was longer than i led you to believe, more shoulder length really, though no less seductive.... i want our readers to understand that" and daniel wrote in his notes for lestat "no cunty bob"

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whenever people say "the tragedy on iwtv is that everyone loved each other" ummmmmm. not armand. but nice try

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Eric Bogosian and Luke Brandon Field as Daniel Molloy INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

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I’m actually screaming

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🤭🤭🤭🤭

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replaying the gw2 story is just like

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in the iwtv universe theres probably a 13 year old with caramel colored hair thrown up in a messy bun who wrote a “my mom sold me to the vampire lestat” fanfiction on wattpad

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the book is canonically hugely popular, right? so what the fuck does lestat's debut look like to people who aren't directly involved with the story?

like, do you assume that it was elaborate setup for this blonde bitch's music career? or is he a shill capitalizing on the book's success? why is renowned journalist daniel molloy involved, when you can't believe that the book is nonfiction?

imagine, if you will, some guy calling himself edward cullen dropping the song of the summer. jamie lannister releasing an absolute banger. what do you do with that? what would that have done to us as a society??

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"I get fatter when we break up" girl you were living on RATS, who are you fooling, emaciated bitch 😭

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WHY did he said justin bieber instead of something relevant to 2024 like harry styles. Should we read too much into it and declare that he had actually been living the hermit life with his wood piano and lost touch with pop culture in 2010? A 2024 cunty lestat would've said taylor swift. If he's going to compare himself to someone while also making fun of them it would be blondie for sure. But instead he choose the rancid answer of a straight man in 2015, something that makes him look bad in the court of public opinion (the girls and the gays), maybe like it was on purpose the answer that someone wanted him to give to ruin his public image. Someone who can control minds and is misisng. I this essay I will

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Now this is real news

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the lestat x taylor swift rivalry is exactly the kind of thing he would have wanted he’d be thriving

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lestat somehow ends up having beef with taylor swift because she released the 15th version of her new album the same day the vampire lestat album came out and made it go number two on the charts. his fans are mad and they say she’s not a ‘girl’s girl’ because they think lestat is secretly using she/her pronouns. this causes MAD discourse on twitter because people say lestans (official name of his fandom) are co-opting struggles of real trans/genderqueer artists and that lestat is clearly just a cis white man who thinks his aesthetic is cool and hip with the times but he’s actually super cringe. lestat has killed his pr team so he tweets himself in response to the drama and says that mademoiselle swiftié is a perfectly fine musician but she’s basically a baby compared to his long relationship with music. swifties ratio him on twitter calling him ‘an old queen’ and ‘world’s worst father’ (this is because they read international bestseller interview with the vampire). lestat has an emotional breakdown and cries for three days and he eats his makeup artist for making him look old. his producers are desperate and they ask daniel molloy to fix him because daniel is the unofficial vampire therapist now. vampire daniel’s idea of fixing lestat is to go on a blood bender with him. somehow this works because in between victims daniel tells lestat to stop being a little bitch and grow the fuck up. here lestat understands for the first time why daniel and louis are friends and asks daniel to telepathically call louis for him because he needs him. daniel tells him to eat shit. as they return to lestat’s shack (yes he still lives there when he’s not touring) they find out that swifties have doxxed him and showed up to the shack to ravage it. lestat starts crying again while daniel falls over himself laughing and records everything and posts it on tiktok. armand likes the video 0.3 seconds after it’s posted. throughout all of this louis is on a beach somewhere enjoying a quiet night, he telepathically asks daniel how lestat’s doing and daniel tells him to not even worry about it.