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doodle. first time drawing jason!!

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In canon, Jason refused to work with anyone else unless it's Dick.

I'm pretty sure this conversation has happened so many times with other Bats and Dick is just there getting the free pass.

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Tim: Hey, I need your help. I have this case to work on and it's in Cri—

Jason: No.

Tim: But—

Jason: No. Hand me the case instead, I'll solve it.

Tim: C'mon man, this is my case!

Jason: So? Is that supposed to get me to give you permission to enter my territory?

Tim: I'll tell Bruce.

Jason: Go ahead, Timtam. I'll give him the same answer as I did to you.

Tim (pouting): I feel like I'm the only person who isn't allowed in Crime Alley.

Jason: Uh, you're not that special, Timmers. Everyone isn't allowed.

Tim: Really?

Dick (appearing from nowhere): Hey Jay, mind if I go over your apartment later? I have a drug bust to take down in Crime Alley and I've been trying to catch them in Blüd.

Jason: Sure, I'll help you.

Dick: Great, thanks Little Wing! *disappears*

Tim: WHAT THE FUCK.

Jason: What?

Tim: WHY IS DICK ALLOWED AND NOT ME!!!!!!

Jason (shrugging and walking away): I don't make the rules, Timbers.

Tim: YOU LITERALLY FUCKING DO.

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Steph: Hey Jason.

Jason: No.

Steph: But I haven't said anything yet!!!!

Jason: You're gonna ask me to team up so you can enter Crime Alley. No.

Steph: C'mon dude!!!!

Dick: Hey Jason.

Jason: Sure Dick, I'll see you later.

Dick (beaming): Thanks Jay!

Steph: WHY.

Jason (leaving): I'm busy, Steph.

Steph: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

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Imagine Dick actually adopted Jason. Like that's so chaotic— especially when Jason comes back from the dead.

12 year old Jason: Hey, Dick? Since I'm adopted by you, does that mean you're my father?

18 year old Dick: ...I'm still too young to called dad so no, I'm just your legal guardian.

Jason: Okay, dad.

Dick, tearing up: Please no.

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Jason after resurrection as Red Hood: I am your son.

Dick dating Wally: Tf?????? How would I— JASON?

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Bruce: All of you are my sons.

Jason: Technically, I'm your grandson.

Damian and Tim: ?????? What.

Dick: Technically he's right. You've been a grandpa since I was 18.

Bruce: ...Fuck, I forgot about that.

Damian and Tim: WHAT THE FUCK?????

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Bruce and Jason arguing:

Bruce: You're grounded!

Jason: TF? You're not my dad, Dick is!

Dick: Please, for the last time, I'm not really your dad.

Jason's dramatic ass: GASPS?! I'M ADOPTED?!

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I think it would be funny if Jason and Dick made it obvious that they're each other favorite sibling.

(Except Dami cuz he's Dick's babybat and meets Jason in the LoA, so Jason has a soft spot you know?)

Like Jason will go off the radar all the time and no Bat knows where he is or what he's up to. Only Dick knows when he's back.

Tim, bumping into him on patrol: where the fuck were you?

Jason, certified annoying brother™: and why should I tell you? Bitch.

Tim: you-

Dick, knowing full well about the conniption he's about to cause: Falcone's dealer in London has been taken care of.

Tim:

Tim, as the realization hits, his eyes ping-ponging between Dick and Jason: wait-

Jason, skipping off to the next rooftop with Dick: bye~

Whenever Dick is hyper-focusing on a case they just catapult Jason at him and pray it works.

Cass: Jason.

Jason: Cass.

Cass: Come with me.

Jason: This intel is important. Go bother someone else.

Cass: this is important too.

Jason: see, unless someone is dead or dying I don't care.

Cass: it's about Dick-

Jason, gets up: what happened

Cass: he didn't eat Alf's cookies. Because of a case.

Jason: gimme a sec

They all are simultaneously amused and gobsmacked at how quickly Dick crumbles at the soft "We talked about this, Dickiebird."

Duke spots them during one of their bro-nights, while he's on a date.

Duke: y'all are missing family dinner for this???

Jason and Dick with mouthfuls of noodles: mhmm

Duke: ???

Jason: I mean, so are you.

Dick: Yeah.

Duke: I have a date!

Jason (in the flatest voice humanly possible): are you trying to insinuate that romance is above platonic bonds??? Is that what you're trying to do??

Dick: do you know what this means to us?

Duke: hey, man. Listen. I was just confused. Y'all do whatever you want.

Jason: hope your date is going good.

Dick: they seem nice.

Duke: that's it I'm out.

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Jason & Dick; I never got to tell you.

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Little Wing makes me feral and positively insane im smooching the brain of who came up with it

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jason and dick being chaotic siblings??

i just love them so much and i love your art style so much

i hope you're having a great day <33

my favourite pair of brothers

thank you and have a great day yourself <3<3

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dick & jason; bones of my bones, flesh of my flesh

richard siken, 'you are jeff', Crush // nightwing (1996) #106 // emily jungmin yoon, a cruelty to our species // marie howe, 'the grave', what the living do // new teen titans (1984) #55 // andrew kozma, 'song of the insensible' // josé saramango, cain

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dick & jason; stay with me, my blood, you don’t need to run

nightwing (1996) #119 // will wood, ‘that’s enough, let’s get you home’ // task force z (2021) #8 // kodaline, ‘brother’ // batman: battle for the cowl (1990) #3 // the front bottoms, ‘be nice to me’ // jean anouilh, antigone // nightwing 2021 annual // twenty one pilots, ‘my blood’

ask and ye shall receive @jaynotwayne

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Famiwy🫠

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consider regarding mullet jason: it'd be REALLY funny. like he definitely used to tease dick about his mullet as a teen and now he has a mullet. dick totally gives him shit for it

hmm yes considered!!! its indeed very funny pls do have some mullet jasons

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Let me stay tender-hearted, despite, despite, despite.

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little wing

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teaching robin the essentials

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