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Executive Dysfunction

A hiker rescues a lost hiker and begins to lead them back through the woods across the quickest path. When they face a huge mountain, the lost hiker realizes that their rescuer is equipped with solid boots, thick pants and a warm jacket, along with extensive mountaineering equipment in a climbing pack on their back. They themselves are only wearing a light jacket, casual shoes, and jeans.

“Here’s the mountain!” their rescuer says. “Let’s start climbing!”

The lost hiker looks at them. “Are you crazy?! I can’t climb this!”

“Sure you can!” the their rescuer says. “It’s easy! I’ve done it, so can you!”

“But you have all this equipment,” the lost hiker says. “I don’t. There’s no way I can get up there without it.”

“Why don’t you go get equipment then?” their rescuer asks.

“It’s very expensive!” the lost hiker says. “And my car is on the other side of the mountain!”

“You’re just being lazy!” their rescuer replies. “I’ve conquered harder mountains in my sleep!”

“But I don’t have the equipment!” the lost hiker repeats. “I don’t even know where to start!”

“Just start anywhere!”

So the second hiker tries to climb up.

“No, no, no, you’re doing it wrong!” their rescuer says. “Use your rope!”

“But I don’t have a rope!”

“You’re just making excuses,” their rescuer argues, rolling their eyes, continuing up the cliff side.

The lost hiker grows winded at ten feet up and stops to take a break.

“You’ll never get up at that rate!” their rescuer says.

“But I’m exhausted!” the lost hiker replies. “You’ve done this more than me!”

“So just keep going then! You’re just being lazy!”

The lost hiker watches their rescuer continue to climb, up, up up…and wonders why they even tried in the first place.

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me: (can't function)

me: okay, whose fault is it now

anxiety: ... wasn't me

depression: ... wasn't me

OCD: ... wasn't me

me:

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No one follows my blog, but in case this one time they do PREACH IT HUNNY 

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More Dog Snapchats On Bored Panda

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DJ STRANGE

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see this?

See this?!

IT’S LARS MIKKELSEN

IT’S MAGNUSSEN

BLOODY MAGNUSSEN!!!!

anyways here’s an edit with martin

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Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.

• It’s annoying. • It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my “followers” are porn blogs run by bots). • It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. • It’s problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. • It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.

And to many of us: • It’s disgusting. • it’s degrading to human beings, especially women. • It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.

Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.

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i-am-adlocked replied to your post  “equusgirl replied to your post:  why haven’t we…”

 HOLY FUCK I NEVER HEARD ABOUT IZZY BEFORE WTF WHY DIDNT I KNOW ABOUT THAT BEFORE

adler-holmes replied to your post “why haven’t we used sherlock’s and irene’s ““canon”” nicknames, shezza…”

WHAT i wasnt aware of that Izzy part hahaha

well, ages ago someone shared a pic of some deleted lines from the asib script (and i can’t find that pic anywhere, so if someone finds it please tag me <3) in which mycroft introduced irene, saying she was american born “but you wouldn’t tell from her accent“, her friends called her Izzy and her professional name was Iranya. i don’t remember if he mentioned her as The Woman tho

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“Please refrain from expressing terms such as ‘Like father, like son’ or some other sentimental nonsense like that.”

“I think you should be more concerned about how Irene is going to kill you after tonight.” 

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I never know w h y, I only know who

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“He is the light of our lives and, though he leaves gigantic footprints, he is in no way scary.”

Appreciation post for Bunsen, Mark & Ian’s adorable labrador

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tfp + tfln

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Steven Moffat, Mark Gatiss, Sue Vertue, Benjamin Caron, Rupert Graves, Andrew Scott and Sian Brooke during Q&A for episode three preview screening of ‘Sherlock’ at BFI Southbank on January 12, 2017 in London, England.

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Who do I have to contact and how much do I have to pay to get a television show produced where it’s just Ben and Martin making each other laugh for half an hour?

And can we crowdsource this? Because seriously, it would be amazing.

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Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

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Taking your own life. Interesting expression, taking it from who? Once it’s over, it’s not you who’ll miss it. Your own death is something that happens to everybody else. Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it.