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*flirtatiously* die horribly in this time loop often?

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you know i was a grief metaphor once or twice

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i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

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its been a week since I saw this but this was my favorite chinese netizen-to-foreigners question or post on xhs.

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It's 3:36 am I'm at work sitting at my desk eating a bell pepper like it's an apple

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K

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A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

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my current collection

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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

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okay but we NEED to start killing people 😍

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I will block you in every lifetime

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