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my names christian baby. im the one from all the questions. I grew up now but I'm not Christian anymore. I tell people my names "Lyle" and Im a shift manager at a secondhand sports clothing store. honestly I want to leave all that business behind me

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James Ensor, The Skeleton Painter, 1896

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Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

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i have an inordinate amount of house md drawings

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House MD is awesome it's like. Did you know self harm isn't always physical. Sometimes it's sabotaging your relationships so you can feel emotional pain when people leave you. Now he's dancing with a boombox

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house md log

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Dr. House is a highly intelligent and incredibly rude diagnostician at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Armed with snark, wit, years of medical experience, and a cane, House can take on anything life throws at him... including a test from Jigsaw.

Jigsaw is not a fan of callous doctors, but House didn't change his ways for a cop, so there's no way in hell he'll be nice to an old man with a morbid and classist view on life just because he's a regular at Home Depot. In fact, House would probably try to kick John's ass after he survives, and he might even hit him with his cane if John even brings up the idea of being an apprentice.

After all this, House would think back to his trap and have his classic "Urethra! ☝️💡" moment before telling John that the cure for his cancer is to eat lead paint or something. Now if only he could cure Amanda's bad haircuts.

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house md + tumblr posts

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Crackpot theory:

Zoro keeps getting lost because he's instinctively walking towards the One Piece without realizing it.

Put him in a bubble, place him under an illusion of some place, and set him loose while the bubble is contained and you'll eventually find the One Piece.

sorry i’ve been thinking about this ask for months. not directionally challenged he’s just always chasing the bag

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

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Chainshipping in a Kwite video. It's crazy I lived this long

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love this genre of post

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i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

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TREASURE - LOVE PULSE [TRACK SPOILER]

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Jisoo in Dior for Marie Claire Korea (September 2025)

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Just got an email from Google that some time in 2026, they will allow (in some markets) only installing Android apps only from verified developers, i.e. those who've shown identity document to Google.

As one might imagine........ you know what, I'm not gonna imagine anything anymore tonight.