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Madara Uchiha NSFW Alphabet

I'm a little more confident with the characterisation in this alphabet! However, I probably should mention that it was written with the assumption of it taking place with warring states era Madara but if you want to imagine it being wrinkly Madara, you do you.

No warnings for this one but I'm really sorry for taking so long with writing it, a combination of work and anxiety has kept me quite busy. Plus, with Buzzfeed Unsolved ending, I decided to binge watch all the old videos and Q+A's which took me longer than I was expecting.

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) He...could be better. He has a bad habit of assuming that since he is capable of finishing a intense session of sex just to spar with Izuna straight afterwards, that everyone else is the same.

If you are the type of person who wants to cuddle and have some non-sexual intimacy, he doesn't really understand why but he can persuaded into it. After a handful of times, even if he doesn't need it, he can admit that it is kind of nice to relax with you in his arms and will likely start doing it without being asked.

B = Body Part (their favourite body part on themselves and on their partner) His hair. Not the appearance of it, especially since he isn't the best at remembering to brush it but rather that it's a testament to his strength. Long hair is like some sort of taunt or invitation for a enemy to grab it, it's dangerous but nobody has managed to grasp Madara Uchiha's hair and he refuses to cut it until that happens.

He loves your eyes and how expressive they are, unsurprisingly eye contact is important to him and he couldn't help but fall in love with you more each time he got to see the way they twinkle when you are feeling mischievous or how they darken in concentration when you are sparring against him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum) He likes to make a little bit of a mess, so if you are okay with it, he loves painting your skin with his seed and watching it drip out of your hole just to work it back in with his fingers. 

His cum is thin and watery, mainly due to his diet and how often he orgasms.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) It's not something he wishes to make a reality but he has occasionally fantasised about having a threesome with you and Hashirama. His relationship with Hashirama is hard to explain and he simultaneously wants to share you with him and make sure he never interacts with you at the same time.

E = Experience (how sexually experienced are they) He's surprisingly not very experienced, he has had sex but only a couple times. He wanted to savour those moments with somebody he truly loved but he also didn't want to completely embarrass himself, so he made sure he was competent enough that he wouldn't disappoint his spouse but that's it.

F = Favourite Position (do they have a preference in positions) He doesn't have a favourite, as long as it feels good then it's likely he will be using that position again. He is pretty adventurous with positions though and does like to try new ones, especially if they require a decent amount of strength or flexibility. 

G = Goofy (are they serious, goofy, playful and etc in the moment) He always aims to be serious but he can't stop himself from laughing and teasing you if your body makes a weird noise or something. He can get a little moody though, so while you do occasionally have playful sex, it's not something that happens all the time. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they) He, almost proudly, has a bush that is supposedly only present because he 'doesn't have time' to take care of it and 'it helps keep him warm' but you know better. He thinks it's only natural for a man to have lots of hair and although he can be reluctantly convinced to trim it, it will damage his pride a little.

I = Intimacy (how romantic are they in the moment) He's not typically the most romantic man but during sex is one of the only times he is comfortable voicing his feelings and emotions without any of his usual pride and bravado getting in the way. Even if he is being incredibly rough and/or dominating, he can't help but let some of his tenderness seep into his words and actions.

J = Jack Off (how often do they masturbate) Not very often, it wasn't something he did a lot of before he met you but now that he has gotten used to your tight hole, his hand just doesn't compare. 

K = Kink (some of their kinks) Strength. He respects strength more than anything, both physical strength and strength of character but if you manage to surprise him with a new attack or jutsu while sparring, he will absolutely want to fuck afterwards.

Dry Humping. More often than not, one of you ends up pinned on the training ground floor and Madara just can't help himself from grinding into you. The adrenaline fuelled arousal mixed with the frustration of wanting more than just friction is just as exhilarating as the spar itself.

Marks. He's a possessive man, seeing the glimpses of love bites and hand prints that he has left on your skin fills him with smug satisfaction. He will also wear any of your marks with pride, it's nice to physical and visual reminders of your love, even if Izuna teases him like crazy if he notices them.

L = Location (favourite places to have sex) He doesn't really care, privacy isn't important or necessary to him. If you both get caught, he is proud of showing how good he's making his spouse feel and is more than intimidating enough to stop whoever caught you both from spreading any kind of rumours or gossip.

M = Motivation (what turns them on) He is utterly unashamed of how easy it is for him to get hard, thankfully his armour often covers it but his clan members are used to him groping you or pulling you into another room, even if you are mid conversation.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) Despite having a tendency to grope you no matter where you are or who you are talking to, he can get jealous easily and is quick to anger, so not only would he be unwilling to share you but he would also very likely take his anger out on the other person involved. No threesomes, gangbangs or cuckholding.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving and how skilled they are) He loves giving oral, especially if you sit on his face and make a huge mess. He likes making you feel so good that you are crying and begging him to stop but he also sees it as some kind of competition, proof that he can make you feel better than any other man could.

He also loves to receive but isn't the best at controlling himself, so unless you are okay with getting face fucked, you will likely have to hold him down. 

P = Pace (are they fast, slow, gentle and etc in the moment) His natural pace is fast and hard, a constant pounding rhythm with his hands gripping your waist hard enough to bruise. He isn't opposed to a slower, more sensual pace but it was definitely something he struggled with in the beginning of your relationship.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies and how often they have them) He loves quickies, he often has intentions of taking it slow but gets easily caught up in the intensity and works himself into a frenzy. Besides, the quicker you both cum, the quicker you can have a second round right?

R = Risk (are they willing to experiment or take risks) He unintentionally takes a lot of risks, a mixture of his impulsive and competitive nature means that he will often try new things or manhandle you into new positions. He doesn't really consider them risks though, he sees it more like if something can be done to enhance your sex life, why feel bad or embarrassed about something that makes you feel good.

S = Stamina (how long do they last and can they go more than once) He cums quite fast, partially because of his fondness for quickies but also because of how overwhelming your everything is to him. Luckily, his recovery time is also very quick and can usually cum another 1-2 times before he gets too sensitive and needs to stop.

T = Toys (do like to use toys on themselves or their partner) N/A

U = Unfair (do they like to tease) He loves to tease, to hear your impatient begging and to see your eyes well up with tears. He doesn't really have the stamina to tease you too much during sex but will almost always edge and overstimulate you while going down on you.

V = Volume (how loud are they and what kind of sounds do they make) He isn't particularly loud, with grunts and occasional deep breathy moans being the only sounds that he makes. He is quite talkative though and will mutter the filthiest of phrases with a cocky smirk on his face. 

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon) He's a switch. Despite his status and personality leading others to assume he is always controlling and dominating, he ultimately appreciates those who are strong and has enough self awareness to know he is currently one of the most powerful men alive, so the person he chose as his spouse must be worthy of his respect and admiration.

X = X-Ray (how their bodies and privates are shaped) His body is brawny but surprisingly slim, a combination of his fast metabolism and active lifestyle means that he tends to burn more calories than what he eats.

His dick is average in length but thick with prominent and bulging veins spread throughout. 5.1 inches in length and 6 inches in girth.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive) His libido isn't as high as you would expect, only masturbating once a week or so. He used to be happy with using his pent up energy in other ways but since being with you, he doesn't really know what happened but he's down to fuck, anytime.

Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards) Sex doesn't really tire him out, he is a active person and his daily life reflects that. He will cuddle with you until you fall asleep, finding the relaxed atmosphere kind of nice but he will almost certainly get up afterwards to train or perform his duties as clan heir.

[apatheticdoll]

Hello! I just saw your Tobirama NSFW alphabet (It was amazing btw), and I was wondering, so Tobirama definitely wouldn't be into threesome w/ someone else, BUT would he accept if it was his own shadow clone? Also if he would, could you write something with him and his shadow clone double penetration? Thank you <3

Thank you, I do still need to improve but I'm very happy to hear you enjoyed it. Hmm, he invented the jutsu for battle, I would assume that he didn't even consider the possibility of using it for sex but if his lover had a discussion with him about it, I think he would be quite excited by the idea. He is a scientific man at heart right? I imagine he would see it as a interesting but ultimately harmless experiment.

I've only wrote a tiny drabble, sorry if you wanted something longer or if it's not quite what you wanted but I've never written anything like this before and it's honestly more difficult than I thought it would be. Some of my favourite writers make it look so easy haha.

TW! female reader

His brows were furrowed, his crimson eyes were almost black and he was desperately trying to stop the moans that were escaping his clenched teeth. "Is it too much?" you teasingly ask.

He could feel your stretched insides clamping, milking both of his cocks and he found your daring just as frustrating as it was amusing, "If you wanted your mouth to be stuffed as well, you only had to ask" he taunted as his clone slowly slipped out of your pussy.

Despite his harsh tone, his actions betray his sentiment for you, feeling the gentle kisses that his clone is pressing into your skin as he made his way up your back.

[apatheticdoll]

Tobirama Senju NSFW Alphabet

This alphabet is written with the assumption that the reader and Tobirama had a arranged marriage for political reasons that turned into love afterwards. Considering both the time period and his personality, I don't really see many other opportunities of him falling in love with somebody. Sorry if this bothers you!

  TW! political marriage, female reader, implied pregnancy

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

He has never been a charismatic man, always preferring blunt truths and action over words, so he won't communicate his concern for your wellbeing but he will without fail, draw a bath for you and make you a warm cup of herbal tea. He doesn't expect you to do anything for him but if you coax him into bathing with you, wash his hair and massage his scalp. He will try his hardest not to react too visibly but he will be internally melting. B = Body Part (their favourite body part on themselves and on their partner) He values his intelligence. It's useful for almost all avenues of his life, in battle, navigating politics with a naïve brother and ultimately his intelligence is a big factor on how he came to be married to you, your clan deciding that you having smart children was more important than having children with a kekkai genkai like Wood Release. He will deny having a favourite part of your body but his hands do always seem to drift towards your breasts. They are just so unlike anything else in the way they feel and move, he can't help but gravitate toward their squishy warmth. C = Cum (anything to do with cum) He doesn't care where he ejaculates, he gets the same amount of pleasure seeing his seed painted all over your pretty face as he does seeing it drip out of your pussy. If you have a specific preference, he will happily oblige. D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) He prefers being dominant but sometimes, hearing your voice go artificially calm in a effort to not shout at the children or seeing you put a mouthy clan member in their place on the training grounds is enough to make his body react inconveniently. He does wonder if it's something he should tell you but ultimately decided that if you figure out his little 'secret', then his obedience and submission can act as it’s own reward. Either way, it's a win-win for him. E = Experience (how sexually experienced are they) He previously had no actual experience beyond kissing but had plenty theoretical knowledge from books as well as some rather embarrassing tips that a drunk Hashirama shared with him. He knew that for many people, acting on carnal desires was a good way to relieve tension but he thought that time could be better spent elsewhere, unless a couple was trying to procreate of course. Thankfully, his thoughts began to change not too long after your marriage. He takes his studies very seriously, so while he still needs some improvement emotionally and romantically, he has memorised all the spots on your body that make you shiver and gasp. F = Favourite Position (do they have a preference in positions) He's aware that it is typically considered more romantic to be in positions that face your lover but he is both touch starved and touch avoidant, so seeing your face and your pleasure is often too much combined with the heat and softness of your skin. Doggy Style and any of it's variations are his favourite. G = Goofy (are they serious, goofy, playful and etc in the moment) He can be surprisingly playful but generally, he isn't really the type to have goofy laugh out loud sex. It's a intense experience, emotionally and physically and he doesn't want to diminish that for either of you. H = Hair (how well groomed are they) He originally didn't do anything with his bush but after getting intimate with you, he noticed that you had significantly less hair than him and he liked it that way, so it only seemed fair that he do the same to himself in return. I = Intimacy (how romantic are they in the moment) He held back on intimacy at the start of your marriage but as time went on and his feelings grew, he actively tried to show his appreciation, respect and love for you more. It's not unusual for him to interlock your hands or for him to pause a brutal pace to press a gentle kiss to your forehead. J = Jack Off (how often do they masturbate) He is a man and unfortunately, men have needs. He never particularly enjoys masturbating, nor is it something he looks forward to doing as he sees it as a waste of time. He tends to masturbate quickly and efficiently, either because his arousal has got too high to ignore or because he knows that it's the quickest and most convenient way to make himself fall asleep. K = Kink (some of their kinks) Hair Pulling. He's not much of a masochist but something about you pulling the hair on his sensitive scalp and feeling the small sharp pinpricks of pain is intoxicating. You desperately tugging his roots as he licks you through yet another orgasm is sometimes all it takes for him to reach his own climax. Tit Fucking. He already has a slight fascination with your breasts but feeling the impossibly soft squishiness against his cock is almost too good to be true. Bath Sex. He feels most at home when surrounded by water, it seemed kind of inevitable that he would love to fuck his favourite person in one of his favourite places. L = Location (favourite places to have sex) Any place that is guaranteed privacy, like your shared bedroom or bathroom. He can occasionally get caught up in the moment though and has fucked you in the forest a handful of times, desperately hoping that Hashirama can't tell what that mysterious stain is at the base of one the trees he grew. M = Motivation (what turns them on) It depends. If he is having a particularly stressful time, with research or strategizing or whatever, he's nearly impossible to seduce but generally, he will bluntly tell you that he wants to have sex and he expects you to do the same in return and to not be coy about it. N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) Threesomes, cuckholding, exhibitionism and anything involving another person is a absolute no from him. He doesn't want to share that part of himself or yourself with anyone else and would be very hurt if you even suggested it. O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving and how skilled they are) He has a love and hate relationship with blowjobs, seeing your lewd expressions mixed with the tight wet heat of your mouth is almost too much for him to bear but if you want to see a unrestrained and shameless Tobirama, wrap your breasts around his cock and watch his normally contained self moan and writhe. He knows he's not the best at communicating how much he loves you, so he tries to make up for that by anticipating your needs and expressing his love in a more physical way, having thoroughly explored every inch of your pussy with his tongue and testing your reactions to truly make sure every time is better than the last. P = Pace (are they fast, slow, gentle, rough and etc in the moment) It depends on how much time you both have and what kind of mood you both are in, he doesn't have a particular preference but earlier in your marriage, he definitely tended to be more slow and gentle, not wanting to hurt you or for you to feel used. Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies and how often they have them) He definitely prefers to take his time, as he tends to show his love through physical closeness but if time is limited, he isn't opposed to a quickie. R = Risk (are they willing to experiment or take risks) As long as there is a discussion beforehand, he is willing to try almost anything. He's not naturally the most adventurous when it comes to sex, not because he isn't interested in trying new things but rather because he has a lack of awareness. The majority of his readings were very dry and clinical and it isn't something he particularly wants to talk about with Hashirama or Toka, so there are many things that he isn't even aware is a option. S = Stamina (how long do they last and can they go more than once) It depends. If his self control wasn't as good as it is, he would cum very quickly but he forces himself to last longer, for both of your pleasure. If there is time, he can be easily persuaded to go another round as well. T = Toys (do like to use toys on themselves or their partner) N/A U = Unfair (do they like to tease) He typically likes to tease with his words but if he is in a particularly playful mood, he does like to physically command you to do something (such as disallowing you to touch yourself) just to see your frustrated but obedient reactions. V = Volume (how loud are they and what kind of sounds do they make) He is largely silent, with sharp inhales and shaky breathes tending to be the only audible sounds of pleasure he makes. However, he can be surprisingly talkative, often mixing teasing remarks with painfully blunt observations. You have poked fun at him on more than one occasion that most people tend to only get more than a sentence from him if he is berating them but he has spoken whole paragraphs while fucking you. W = Wild Card (a random headcanon) He dislikes that he is perpetuating a stereotype that men need to be in charge (especially knowing just how strong you are) but he has a really big preference for being dominant, both in and out of the bedroom. Despite his knowledge, having invented a handful of powerful jutsu and despite his power and authority, being second in the clan and stories of his speed growing by the day, he is the younger brother and unfortunately gets treated like it by most of the clan. Any concerns or ideas of his often get scrutinised and belittled and if any of his decisions come to fruition, his own stoic nature means that he rarely gets the credit he deserves. The fact that you listen to him without question and without accusing him of being unfeeling warms both his heart and cock. X = X-Ray (how their bodies and privates are shaped) His body is slender, toned and broad shouldered. A combination of his armour and his shoulders often makes him seem bulkier than he actually is but despite having slim legs and arms, his muscles are quite well defined, with sculpted abs and a prominent V-line. His cock is shaped like the rest of him, long and slim. 7 inches in length and 4 inches in girth. Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive) Typically, quite low. He previously could go up to a month without feeling like he has to masturbate but it seems years of a suppressed libido is slowly catching up to him. If he has some free time, he can almost always either be found researching or spending some intimate time with you. Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards) It depends, sex/masturbation does make him sleepy and assuming there isn't any danger or urgent work, he does like to indulge and have a nap afterward.

That’s it. I know I still need to improve my writing quality but after spending a week constantly deleting and rewriting sections, I felt like I needed to just bite the bullet and post it, otherwise I never would, you know? If you have suggestions or criticisms, my asks are open!

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List of 80 Kink Prompts (with Mood Prompts)

I wanted to find a huge list of kinks or erotic situations for referencing and while I found many that were decent in variation and size, I wanted a bigger list with weirder kinks and so I decided to bite the bullet and do it myself. I thought it would be worth sharing, either for the kinktober or just in case it could be helpful! I have also added in a 'mood' section, if any of you wanted to try something new or if you wanted more of a challenge, feel free to ignore it though, no hard feelings. I've tried to keep it largely gender neutral but there a handful of gendered kinks, I'm really sorry about that!

Mood Prompts 1. slow and romantic 2. playful and happy 3. eager and obedient 4. embarrassed and shy 5. sleepy and lazy 6. gentle and commanding 7. possessive and rough 8. intense and angry 9. smug and sadistic 10. cold and indifferent

Kink Prompts 1. virginity 2. body worship 3. double penetration 4. car sex 5. anal 6. overstimulation 7. dry humping 8. tied up 9. sex toys 10. daddy/mommy 11. oral 12. mutual masturbation 13. cuckholding 14. choking 15. pet play 16. praise 17. degradation 18. tit fuck 19. rimming 20. stuck sex 21. humiliation 22. spanking 23. squirting 24. public/semi-public 25. exhibitionism 26. lingerie 27. hair pulling 28. crying (dacryphilia) 29. sweat 30. consensual non-consent 31. blindfold 32. gagged 33. age difference 34. edging 35. pegging 36. thigh riding 37. foot worship 38. marking/hickeys 39. face fucking/face riding 40. creampie 41. cockwarming 42. temperature play 43. threesome 44. caught masturbating 45. uniform/costume 46. massage sex 47. knife play 48. blood play 49. high heels 50. size difference 51. gangbang 52. phone sex 53. dumbification 54. cum play 55. cock ring 56. gloves 57. medical play 58. sleeping (somnophilia) 59. bath/shower sex 60. aphrodisiac/sex pollen 61. food play 62. formal wear 63. thigh fucking (intercrural) 64. pregnancy 65. mirror sex 66. gun play 67. alleyway sex 68. dirty talk 69. sixty-nine 70. latex 71. handjob 72. lactation 73. step sibling 74. handcuffed 75. predator/prey 76. beach sex 77. wax play 78. watersports 79. muscle worship 80. a/b/o