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by CharmingChangeling

Everything went black. When they were able to open their eyes again they stared up at a star-filled, one-moon sky.

Lying in an empty field, the previously doomed are offered a chance to make things right. Learn to work together. Learn to care for the young. This world is not new, and they lost so much to get it. But maybe, if they do it right this time, they can make all those sacrifices worth it. --- Heavily inspired by Kijikun's village AU. A universe that dug its talons into my mind ten years ago, and has never left me.

Words: 1646, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Cosmic Mistakes

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Troll Dancestors, Alpha Trolls (Homestuck), Beta Trolls (Homestuck), Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker, Jake English, Dave Strider, Davesprite (Homestuck), Rose Lalonde, John Egbert, Jade Harley

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, Calliope/Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker & Jake English & Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas

Additional Tags: inspired by kijikun's "the village" au, Earth C (Homestuck), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, I never finished act six, so we're all just playin in my sandbox, Classpect Powers (Homestuck), Wilderness Survival, Age Regression/De-Aging, all the beta kids and trolls are now toddlers, vaguely traumatized toddlers, Grief/Mourning, Found Family, Parenthood, brand new world (slightly used), the alpha kids are a queer platonic Mess, Troll Culture (Homestuck), Trans Male Character, Trans Dirk Strider, Human Davesprite (Homestuck), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, If necessary, Dirk Strider and Dave's Bro Aren't the Same Person, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider's Bad Parenting, Past Jake English/Dirk Strider, and future!, Narcoleptic Jade Harley

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by buttertartz

He easily fixes Jake with a stare. "Fattenin' me up to be your prize pig, huh?"

"Now I didn't say anything about that," he smiles, "I was just asking an innocent question. How hungry are you?"

══════════•°• ⚠ •°•══════════ this fic has fetish material, beware the tags !!

Words: 6609, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of dirk...,.....fffffat

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider

Additional Tags: Stuffing, Food Kink, Belly Rubs, Weight Gain, Burping, Feeder Jake English, Feedee Dirk Strider, Post-Canon Divergent, POV Third Person Omniscient, Blow Jobs, erotic asphyxiation, Shower Sex

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by the_ragnarok

After Derse's defeat, Dirk is taken captive and given as a consort to Jake, heir to the Prospit throne. Jake might be a little bit cursed, but Dirk's not letting that get in his way.

Words: 1198, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of stolen fairytale boys

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Derse/Prospit Royalty, dragon!jake, Monsterfucking | Teratophilia, Dubious Consent, Wedding Night, Size Difference

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by FailureArtist

The torrid affair between Senator Jake "Hass the Rock" Harley and radio host Roderick "Bro" Strider during 1955-1956, as seen in the background of "The Alternian Candidate".

Words: 544, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 6 of The Three-Way Cold War Chess Game

Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Characters: Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, June Egbert cameo, tho she'll be misgendered

Relationships: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English, Jake English/Dirk Strider, one-sided Roxy Lalonde/Dirk Strider - Relationship, past June Egbert/Jade Harley

Additional Tags: Midquel, Alternate Universe - 1950s, Alternate Universe - Human/Troll Society (Homestuck), Cold War, Political Intrigue, Plot With Porn, Bisexuality, Aromanticism, Doomed Relationship, Suicide, African-American Harleys, Italian-American Striders, Moral OCD, Hung4Hung, vers4vers, Epistolary, Dollification, Hypnotism, New York City, Chicago (City)

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by pixelscriptor

uh in this au(?) dirk was the one who ghosted jake due to his poor mental health . very short sorry

Words: 747, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider

Additional Tags: POV Jake English, Angst, Sad, One Shot, Short One Shot

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by milesperflower (WallRIDINYoMOMMA69)

Jake Jr. does a little…spelunking. (Sappy dirkjake porn with a lot of unfortunate dick jokes)

Words: 2232, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider

Additional Tags: Top Jake English, Bottom Dirk Strider, Anal Sex, Light Dom/sub, Fluff, Idiots in Love, Banter, Penis jokes, Sappy, POV Jake English

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by Mrpuzzlepieceswirl

Dirk and Jake have yet another argument! Dirk was being overbearing and desperate, driven by self hate and anxiety while Jake was getting overwhelmed and as always, distanced himself.

After getting an idea from an old social media trend, Dirk decides to try it out on Jake.

Set on Earth C, they're aged up to be over 18!

Words: 4441, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider, Dave Strider, Davesprite (Homestuck)

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider

Additional Tags: mentioned davekat - Freeform, Make up sex, Arguments, Sexual Overstimulation, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Resolved Argument Prompt Exchange, Top Dirk Strider, Bottom Jake English, Oral Sex, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Angst, Smut, Shameless Smut, Aged-Up Character(s), Choking, Rough Sex, Loud Sex

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by glubtier

Upon realizing that his boyfriend is depriving himself of both sleep and cleanliness, Jake takes it upon himself to fix both those problems, and not necessarily in that order.

Words: 3295, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Pampering, Bathing/Washing, Insomnia, Knotting, Subvocalizing, Rough Sex, Fluff, Fluff and Smut

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by Jellyfimsh

Clearing out my google drive because it's nearly full, here's a bunch of ficlets and unfinished works from years ago (heart emoji)

Words: 3627, Chapters: 7/7, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Relationships: Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor/Dave Strider, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Jane Crocker/Jake English (previous), Nepeta Leijon/Vriska Serket

Additional Tags: Ficlet Collection, most of the ships in these are minor or mentioned, Caliginous Romance | Kismesis, Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket Kismesissitude, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam Matespritship, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas Matespritship, Sollux Captor/Dave Strider Moirallegiance, Sollux and Karkat and Nepeta are siblings, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, jane and Jake are broken up and she is NOT handling it well, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, (in roxy's chapter), the last two are meant to be additional chapters to my fic "high school but add trauma and also aliens", but I didn't finish them and so now they're here

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by SaturnineArbiter

Jake English is reluctantly preparing to end a two-year relationship with Dirk Strider when he gets a call from Dirk's little brother Dave: Dirk is dead with no apparent cause. Bereft and robbed of closure, he can think of only one thing to do.

He needs to go to the underworld to trade his soul for Dirk's, and bring Dirk back to life.

Words: 4906, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker, Dave Strider, Sollux Captor, Feferi Peixes, Eridan Ampora, Calliope (Homestuck), Aradia Megido, Aranea Serket, Grandma English | Alpha Jade Harley

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, Jake English & Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker & Jake English & Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider, Jake English & Dave Strider, Dave Strider & Dirk Strider, Sollux Captor & Jake English, Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes, past Jake English/Aranea Serket, Jake English & Sollux Captor & Aradia Megido

Additional Tags: Major Character Undeath, Mentioned infidelity (no actual), deals with death, Grief/Mourning, Depression, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Angst with a Happy Ending, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Abusive Relationships, (Dirkjake is not the abusive relationship), Playing fast and loose with characterization, actually betaed this time how about that

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by Just_Make_It_A_Good_One

"There are some people love who are better unknown." -Hozier

Dirk and Jake meet up to end the post relationship friendship. Things go poorly, but isn't that the cost of closure?

Words: 1078, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English

Relationships: DirkJake

Additional Tags: Post-Break Up, Angst, Break Up, messy break up, Coffee Shop, poor communication, Projection, sometimes you can't stay friends with your ex, Self-Indulgent, letting go, One Shot, Song: Unknown / Nth (Hozier)

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by Puppypuppop

You're name is Jake English- A blood sucking creature of the night.

You live in a rural area-it's mainly abandoned but it works Who knows what your gonna get yourself into on the beach A new friend? Maybe some drama? Who knows

Words: 656, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi, Other

Characters: Jane Crocker, John Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, Jake English, Dirk Strider, Dave Strider, Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket, Kanaya Maryam, Karkat Vantas, Meenah Peixes, Kankri Vantas, Aranea Serket

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, Jake English & Dirk Strider, Jade Harley/Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket, Jade Harley/Terezi Pyrope, Jade Harley/Vriska Serket, John Egbert/Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket, Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde

Additional Tags: Mentions of Bro Strider - Freeform, Mentions of Dadbert, mentions of sollux captor - Freeform, mentions of Grandma English, mentions of selfharm, Depression, faggots, vampire!jake, everyone else is human, gays, Lesbians, Poly Relationships, maybe some smooching

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by TheMageOfBreath

Didn't have a place to put all my AU notes, so I'm subjecting all of you to my brain vomit.

EDIT: Well, poop. I accidentally made a story out of said notes. Oh well.

Words: 66030, Chapters: 70/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, John Egbert, Nanna Egbert | Beta Jane Crocker, Rose Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Jane Crocker, The Trolls (Homestuck), Beta Trolls (Homestuck), Alpha Trolls (Homestuck), Original Troll Character(s) (Homestuck), Jade Harley, Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English, Jake English, Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Feferi Peixes, Equius Zahhak, Eridan Ampora, Gamzee Makara, Sollux Captor, Tavros Nitram, Terezi Pyrope, Aradia Megido, Vriska Serket, Nepeta Leijon

Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope, Nepeta Leijon/Aradia Megido/Equius Zahhak, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope, Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket

Additional Tags: Original Character(s), Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternia (Homestuck), Friendship, Romance, Rivalry, Siblings, Earth, Familial Abuse, Racism, Discrimination, Family, Spoilers for The Bible (Abrahamic Religions), Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions), Biblical Allusions (Abrahamic Religions), Biblical Symbolism (Abrahamic Religions), Politics, Identity, Alternate History, Chaos, Control, Growing Up, Coming of Age, Aliens, Science Fiction, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy

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by Sunny_Voids

The Islands of Prospit had just come to an era of peace after a millennia of blood-soaked lands. The Lands of Troll and Humankind had finally come to an agreement to end this brutal war of despair between their kind. However, lurking in the Medium laid the reflection of a forgotten empire across the water…

***

The Aspects are a group of crime fighters that have been working for a millenia to repair the damage on the City of Derse inflicted by the horrorterrors. After part of their most experienced aspects had been threatened by a new threat they must flee to Prospit with the help of a ghost and a mistake.

Words: 3097, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: John Egbert, Dad Egbert, Jade Harley, Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English, Jake English, Nanna Egbert | Beta Jane Crocker, Becquerel (Homestuck), Roxy Lalonde, Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Dirk Strider, Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor, Nepeta Leijon, Equius Zahhak, Feferi Peixes, Eridan Ampora

Relationships: John Egbert & Jade Harley, Rose Lalonde & Dave Strider, Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas, John Egbert/Dave Strider, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

Additional Tags: John Egbert is a Good Friend, Awkward John Egbert, Jake English and Jade Harley are Siblings, POV Alternating, One-Sided Jane Crocker/Jake English - Freeform, Oblivious Jake English, Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider Are Not Related, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Tries, Dirk Strider Needs a Hug, Sober Roxy Lalonde, Sollux Captor with a Lisp, Sollux Captor Angst, Jane Crocker and Nanna Egbert Are Not the Same Person, I'm sorry but I'm gonna kill the Guardians and Alpha Trolls like as soon as possible

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by Marleytheblossom

~You can kiss a hundred boys in bars Shoot another shot try to stop the feeling. You can say its just the way you are Make another 'scuse 'nother stupid reason.~

In which Roxy gets fumbled by Jane and Dirk has to be the reasonable one about relationships.

Words: 3020, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, M/M, Multi

Characters: Roxy Lalonde, Dirk Strider, Jake English(Mentioned), Jane Crocker(mentioned)

Relationships: Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde, Jake English/Dirk Strider(implied), Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, does this count as angst?, Fluff and Angst, Sexuality Crisis, Autistic Dirk Strider, Crying, gay people struggling with emotions, Gay people yearning, What else is new?, No beta we die like davesprite

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by Ramvstheworld

“I think I’ll go to the audition, just to… Check things out.” So Jake’s made his mind up, then. You can’t help but wonder why he called, maybe he needed to rationalize this and you just made things a thousand times worse. You swallow and breathe in a square to calm down, which never works for you.

“Yeah, uh, okay. Cool. Good luck, man.” Smooth, Strider. Jake won’t suspect a thing, you really are amazing.

 Nepo baby Dirk Strider is trying to date the love of his life without getting to wound up in Jake's newfound fame. Dirk's dad adds fuel to the fire.

Words: 2530, Chapters: 1/14, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Underage Sex

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English, Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider

Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Pining, Eventual Sex, Kissing, Trans Male Character, Trans Dirk Strider, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, First Kiss, Insomnia, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Dating, Getting Together, Love Confessions, Anxiety, Fame, Hollywood, Alternate Universe - Hollywood

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by Anonymous

It’s Chekov’s gun all up in here, dawg. They warned you about gooning, broh.

Words: 8610, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Homestuck

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage Sex

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dave Strider, Jake English, Dirk Strider

Relationships: Jake English/Dave Strider, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Jake English/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider, Dave Strider/Dirk Strider

Additional Tags: Mommy Kink, Porn Addiction, Erectile Dysfunction, Dubious Consent, age gap, Cuckolding, Voyeurism, Humiliation, Degradation Kink, offensive language, Misogyny, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Dirk Strider and Dave's Bro Are the Same Person, Incest by Proxy