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I'm starting a challenge called the "draw your fav as your dead wife in a flashback montage" where you draw your fav as your dead wife in a flashback montage. heres an example with reigen

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Saw some funny redraws of @unpeeled-human 's comic panels and it really reminded me of how every spirit in the first season reacted to Mob.

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is still 413 in my zone HAPPY HOMESTUCK DAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TERUKI HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANE FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS JUAN HUEVOOOOOOOO

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Redraw 😁

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if you've ever felt nervous to work with an editor in case they judge you, know that every time I take on a new client a tiny part of me gets scared that they'll turn out to be a divine and flawless being whose first draft operates on levels beyond my comprehension and I'll have to crawl back to them on hands and knees and say I'm sorry, I'm so sorry for presuming to offer you guidance, please take back your money and forgive my hubris in wasting your time. and then I read it and I'm like ohh this is great. you got stuck in chapter two didn't you, here let me straighten that out. btw it's lie not lay.

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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someone asked what is the "point" of some clam shrimp continuing to survive after they can no longer produce eggs. there is no point, they are just little guys that eat dirt and roll around. the point is they're alive and life is wonderful

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by the way, if you're weird about aromantic heterosexual cisgender men, i kill you. if that man wants a purely sexual relationship with a woman and communicates that with her, and she agrees, hell yes. good for them. you have no right to be a bitch about that. that's frankly none of your god damn business. he's not "emotionally abusive" for wanting a specific type of relationship. you're being stupid and weird. and weirdly misogynistic, by assuming that women are inherently these helpless victims that have no agency or autonomy.

you're literally being the "the myth of consensual sex" meme when you talk shit about cishet aro men in purely sexual relationships with women.

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in loving memory of my favorite shirt

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Fuck it -- God bless the rural queers. God bless every dyke, faggot and tranny who lives in a town with less than 10k. God bless every queer living in red towns in red counties, in blue states or red states alike. God bless every queer who's also a redneck, who knows how to hunt and fish. God bless every queer living in a town where every other house is condemned. Where half the storefronts are empty.

God bless rural queers.

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Please make neil banging out the tunes. Its important for this religious holiday

as you wish :)

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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your email has found me on the fucking brink

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?