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Hello all! Want to win at life? Follow these handy tips and tricks and you'll fast track over to DA EAZZAAYY LYFE!
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Mix lots of sugar with your toothpaste for more effective cleaning when brushing your teeth!
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Can't afford a long term relationship? Get addicted to cocaine! Being in love stimulates the same parts of the brain that cocaine does and its street value is significantly less than the reoccurring purchase of useless shit you give to your significant other!
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Paint the lens on your glasses red and blue so you'll never come unprepared to a 3d movie!
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Want to avoid raising funds for charity? Pour an ice bucket over your head!
#anti-lifehacks#you dont need to make a fool of yourself to do a good act#inb4 anon hate#ice bucket challenge
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Want your children to be safer in water? Simply don't give them life jackets! Life jackets gives them the false impression that they can do reckless actions in water.
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Save money on petrol by smoking weed and riding a dragon to all your destinations!
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Save more money by not paying any taxes!
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Ice-cram too hard to scoop? Put your metal spoon in the microwave!
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Ran out of toothpaste? Superglue provides an excellent alternative!
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