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We could have lived in this world... damn you Rutherford

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the autistic experience of having to learn how to act excited when opening a gift in front of people

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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Time To Clear This Up For Good:

This is a GOLEM-

This is GOLLUM-

Furthermore, this is a GHOLA-

This is a GOAL-

This is a GOOOOOAAAAAAALLL-

And THIS is Dave Grohl-

This however is a GULL-

And this here is a GUL-

Not to be confused with a GILL-

A GILA-

Or a GEL-

Or especially a GAL-

GALL-

GALE-

GAIL-

Or most importantly, a GÉEËL-

Thank you for your comprehension, quiz on Tuesday.

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Read this tag out of order, and after a beat I realized it was the "she/her-ing", but let's all pause to imagine the she-herring of the moon anyway. Very silvery, scales sparkling, NOT a racist

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Looking to get into philosophy does anyone have any thoughts for beginners?

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I was rewatching Young Justice and the fact that all versions of Robin are the only one forced to keep their secret identity even with their teammates and friends is usually written off as Batman being paranoid. I think it's more than that, that it's his way of giving the kids an 'out'. If they ever decide they don't want to fight crime anyone they have a safe identity to return to, no obligations.

They are children first, soldiers second. Bruce knows better than anyone the loneliness his job brings and of course he would want better for anyone, especially his kids.

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in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

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Moving house tomorrow