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[anonymouspaperbirdman]

Joey Christmas, one of the Dead Boy Detectives writers, via Instagram ✨

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Dead Boy Detectives 105 | 108

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I’ll cry if I think about them for too long but you’re Charles Rowland you’re a biracial punk and you’ve been getting the shit kicked out of you by your father your entire life but you see a Pakistani kid getting beat for being Pakistani and you can’t help it, you’re afraid but you stop it. You’re half Indian why are you any different? The racist little white boys agree. They beat you too. You make it away. You’re cold, so cold and something’s very wrong with you, and then you see a light. But you’re not dead. It’s another boy your age and he tells you he’s dead. He died in this same shitty boarding school and he reads you a bedtime story as you fall asleep. You’re dead now and he’s still here. He knew you were dying and he didn’t want you to be scared. He crawled out of Hell and the first thing he did was comfort you as you lay dying.

Why wouldn’t you run from death with him? Why wouldn’t you spend your eternity with him? Why wouldn’t you love him?

[anonymouspaperbirdman]

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Our brand new Save Dead Boy Detectives Billboard is live — directly outside of Netflix's office ✨

If you're in Los Angeles from now until May 4th, stop by and visit at 1475 N Bronson Avenue. Snap a pic and tag us! We'd love to see 💞

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Can’t believe 3 separate men wanted to fuck Edwin so bad they went and died about it. Lololol the cat king lost one of his 9 lives in an attempt to save Edwin. Monty had his chest clawed open before being transformed back into a crow - also because he was trying to save Edwin. Simon was so filled with repressed gay longing for Edwin that he attempted to ritually sacrifice him and got sucked into the pits of hell for it. Like Local Edwardian Ghost Boy so attractive he has a body count. 3 dead, more injured.

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I come bearing gifts

[anonymouspaperbirdman]

Our brand new Save Dead Boy Detectives Billboard is live — directly outside of Netflix's office ✨

If you're in Los Angeles from now until May 4th, stop by and visit at 1475 N Bronson Avenue. Snap a pic and tag us! We'd love to see 💞

[anonymouspaperbirdman]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

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I'm making progress on the remaining commissions but in the meantime here's disguise girl Edwin bc I'm obsessed with her.

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dancing in starlight fits go hard asl 💯 (ref)

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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

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HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

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Lego jimkahp

Well. I tried.

I dare you guys to type

Lego ninjago with your eyes closed

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i don't know my stance on the afterlife yet. i'm agnostic i haven't thought about it. but a piece of me hopes there is one solely and entirely so i can see you again

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Agatized fossilized coral.