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Nobody can see nuance anymore. “TikTok is a blight on society and must be erased” an actual comment I saw. No mention of how TikTok has helped numerous small businesses grow. Every movie or game now is either a masterpiece or garbage according to people. Nothing is ever just good. Influencers are either Saints or devils who should be condemned. I just sigh everyone I see this. How did we get here?

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love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

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As the new year fast approaches, one thing stays on my mind

What will the 2025 sexy man be? This year it was Josh Hutcherson, last year it was Pedro pascal.

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Can you guys star in a sitcom. I’d watch that show so fast

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

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WHAT WAS THAT TYPO ANYWAY?????

just got the single funniest autocorrect from my mum a few minutes ago.

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They probably do this everyday.

Simple entertainment

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Tumblr, do your thing.

I need to find a commission artist to do an SFW art piece to be used as a pc home background and MAYBE a wait screen on twitch. So if you are an artist or know one, comment them details!

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I am so sorry, I cannot give at the moment but I’ll post this in hopes others can

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“So how many suspects we got?”

“100 million.”

“Man, this is gonna be a long week.”

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I swear to god I see those videos of breaking ice and they’re all captioned “for the boys” but when I point out the inherent misogyny there I’m treated like satan for ruining someone’s fun

this is literally what i think of when seeing 80% of girls/boys memes

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I wonder if they cover lead poisoning

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Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:

-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic -Sex scenes in art are pointless -Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants -Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading -People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life -Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.

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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

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giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

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Sweatpants and a fucking key west margaritaville t shirt. I’ve never been to a margaritaville, never seen Jimmy live. I just inherited so many of these shirts

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

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Gamers be in a boss fight saying “they’re close” with more intensity than a lesbian eating out.