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so much
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Funny how
Certain people would rather drink
Pumpkin spice latte
Than make a million dollars
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show affection by literally just laying on me. you can’t crush me. my need for pressure stimming is too powerful
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if i have a kid im naming them thot
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my grandparents wifi password is spinach77
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Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.
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