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Laughed my butt out on that. Great situations.

Y/n x Kimetsu no Yaiba

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(Y/n and Tanjiro are tied up in front of the Hashira at the trial)

Y/n: *wiggles their arms loose and frees them* haha! I’m free!

Goto: how did you get free?

Y/n: you really should have checked my pockets cause I’ve got…. *reaches into their pocket and pulls their hand out raising it into the air, stops to put their hand down to look at what’s in their hand*

Y/n: I’ve got a barnacle! *raises their hand in the air*

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(Y/n is hanging out with Zenitsu and they are trying to draw each other’s portraits)

Zenitsu: *holds up a decent drawing of y/n* here’s my drawing of you, y/n

Y/n: oh wow, that’s really good

Zenitsu: *blushes* you think so

Y/n: yup

Zenitsu: can I see your’s

Y/n: mmm… I think I’m gonna give up, I’m having a hard time

Zenitsu: oh, let me see

Y/n: *shows him a drawing of Zenitsu with a blurry face behind him* I’m having difficulties drawing the person behind you

Zenitsu: *screams and looks behind him* there’s no one there!

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(In the aftermath of a battle, y/n’s foot has been severed. They lay recovering in the butterfly estate)

Sanemi: I can’t believe you lost a foot

Y/n: I didn’t lose it

Sanemi: what are you talking about! You’re missing your goddamn right foot!

Y/n: no I’m not!

Sanemi: yes you are! Look! *pulls up blanket to show off y/n’s stump* see! No foot

Y/n: but it’s not gone…. It’s right here *pulls their severed foot out from under their shirt with a smile*

Sanemi: why the hell do you have it?

Y/n: well I couldn’t just leave a piece of me behind *rubs the severed foot*

Y/n: you want to touch it? *holds their severed foot out to Sanemi*

Sanemi: ah hell no!

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(Giyuu is introducing y/n to the Hashiras)

Giyuu: *sees y/n and recognizes the look in their eyes* don’t do it

Y/n: *looking at Gyomei* well slap my ass and call me spanky, hello there handsome

Giyuu: what is wrong with you

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(After the battle in the entertainment district)

Y/n: *running up to Tengen and his wives* Tengen! Hey Tengen!

Tengen: oh y/n

Y/n: *holding their hands behind their back* guess what I found

Tengen: my swords?

Y/n: your hand! *holds out Tengen’s severed hand* can I keep it? Or do you want it back?

Tengen: what am I going to do with it? Why do you want it?

Y/n: *shrugs*

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(Rengoku and Tengen are staring at y/n)

Tengen: what the hell is that

Y/n: *holding a giant lizard* it’s my new friend!

Rengoku: are you sure it’s not dangerous

Y/n: oh it’s fine…*gets bitten*

Y/n: *running around with the lizard biting them* he’s biting me! He’s biting me!

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(Y/n and Tengen are at Kyojuro’s house and have challenged him to drink a smoothie made from ingredients he picks while he’s blindfolded)

Y/n: *holding a pickle* yes or no Kyo?

Kyojuro: yes!

Y/n: *puts pickle in blender*

Tengen: *holding a jar of mayonnaise* yes or no?

Kyojuro: no

Y/n: *holding a jar of peanut butter* yes or no

Kyojuro: yes

Y/n: *adds a few spoonfuls of peanut butter to the blender*

Tengen: *holding a carrot* yes or no

Kyojuro: yes

Tengen: *puts carrot in blender*

Y/n: *holding a large spicy pepper* yes or no

Kyojuro: yes

Y/n: *drops pepper in blender*

Tengen: *holding an orange* yes or no

Kyojuro: yes

Tengen: *puts peeled orange in blender and turns it on*

Y/n: okay Kyo, you can remove the blindfold

Tengen: *hands Kyojuro the smoothie* bottoms up

Kyojuro: this does not look appetizing *takes a sip*

Kyojuro: why is it spicy? *takes another sip*

Kyojuro: i don’t think i like this *takes another sip*

Tengen: then why do you keep drinking it

Kyojuro: I have to be sure

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(Y/n has convinced all the Hashira to play the tortilla challenge. Everyone has taken a sip of water and is holding the water in their cheeks. They all stand in a circle holding a tortilla, they will each take turns slapping someone with the tortilla and whoever laughs loses. Kagaya and his family are overseeing the game.)

Kagaya: you may begin

Sanemi: *slaps Giyuu with a tortilla*

Giyuu: *No reaction*

Mitsuri: *tries not to laugh*

Obanai: *also slaps Giyuu with a tortilla*

Giyuu: *no reaction*

Mitsuri: *trying harder not to laugh*

Tengen: *smacks Kyojuro with tortilla*

Kyojuro: *smiles best he can*

Kyojuro: *smacks Sanemi with a tortilla*

Sanemi: *face angry and about to explode*

Y/n: *smiles best they can and smacks Sanemi with their tortilla*

Sanemi: *is so close to bursting*

Gyomei: *swings his tortilla at Tengen and misses making his tortilla go flying like a frisbee*

Mitsuri: *spits out her water as she laughs*

(Nichika and her sister have been giving Kagaya a play by play the entire time, relaying what happens)

Kagaya: Mitsuri is out

Mitsuri: *hands Gyomei her tortilla since his went flying*

Muichiro: *slaps Sanemi with his tortilla*

Sanemi: *trying to hard to hold it together*

Giyuu: *slaps Sanemi with his tortilla*

Sanemi: *spits his water out* alright that’s it! *begins trying to fight Giyuu*

Kagaya: remember children, this is a friendly game, and Sanemi is out

Shinobu: *smiles and tries to slap Tengen with her tortilla but she’s too short and slips*

Tengen: *spits out his water laughing*

Kagaya: Tengen is out

Obanai: *slaps Giyuu with his tortilla*

Giyuu: *doesn’t react*

Kyojuro: *slaps Gyomei with his tortilla*

Gyomei: *doesn’t react*

Y/n: *purposefully trips and slaps themselves with their tortilla*

Kyojuro: *bursts out laughing*

Shinobu: *chokes on her water from chuckling*

Kagaya: Shinobu and Kyojuro are out

Gyomei: *slaps Obanai with his tortilla whilst crying*

Obanai: *doesn’t react*

Muichiro: *slaps y/n with his tortilla*

Y/n: *doesn’t react*

Giyuu: *slaps Obanai with his tortilla*

Obanai: *is getting pissed*

Obanai: *slaps Giyuu back*

Giyuu: *doesn’t react*

Y/n: *slaps Muichiro with their tortilla*

Muichiro: *No reaction*

Gyomei: *tries to slap Muichiro with a tortilla but misses and accidentally slaps Giyuu in the face with his hand instead*

Muichiro: *spits his water out* what are we doing again?

Kagaya: muichiro is out

Giyuu: *slaps Gyomei with his tortilla*

Gyomei: *no reaction*

Obanai: *slaps y/n with his tortilla*

Y/n: *smiles and retaliates by slapping his ass with the tortilla*

Obanai: *spits his water out* is that even allowed?

Kagaya: technically there are no rules against it so Obanai is out

Gyomei: *slaps Giyuu with his tortilla*

Giyuu: *doesn’t react*

Giyuu: *slaps y/n with his tortilla*

Y/n: *doesn’t react*

Y/n: *slaps Gyomei with their tortilla*

Gyomei: *no reaction*

Gyomei: *goes to slap y/n with his tortilla but misses cause he underestimated their height and hits them with his wrist in their chest*

Y/n: *spits out their water as they clutch their stomach*

Giyuu: *spits out his water* y/n, are you okay?

Y/n: yup

Kagaya: and there we have it, Gyomei is the winner.

Gyomei: y/n are you sure you’re alright? I’m very sorry for hitting you, I didn’t mean to

Y/n: it’s fine

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