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I love my people and it's amazing to see so many of us turn up today, but it's like herding very friendly cats 😂

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Māori rights protests in New Zealand draw tens of thousands : NPR

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'Kick-Ass' (2010)

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adam 🧩

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Random tumblr users better be ready to catch these paws

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Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

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they should make a headphones that is comfortable to wear while lying on your side

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unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

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never posted this crochet tapestry that my friend made me for my birthday

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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just had an absolutely atrocious thought

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i ask the barista for the secret menu item lawrence gordons frappuccino and they pull out a gun and shoot me in the shoulder

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theyre inventing a new kind of baby thats even better than all the other types because - and get this - it receives valuable nutrients from secondhand smoke

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do girls eat hot dogs to or is it a boy food only

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Person: how’s it going?

Me: *gives brief humorless chuckle*

Me: *breathes in audibly*

Me: *puts my forearm on their shoulder*

Me: my life is a fucking mess.

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Primadonna girl