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Art by Rebeca Fleur, Spanish

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Someone: how have you been doing?

Me, hanging on by a thread:

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I’ve been engaging in behaviours not beneficial to my wellbeing

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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

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THE TWINS

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Shenanigans - Jeremy Gets a Raise

Gifs made by me [Mikeyfangs]

✰ . Day 11 of daily Michael Jones gif(s) ❤️️

You could say that Jeremy finally got a raise.. . ✰

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thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………

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god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

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people online: hey how are you

people in real life: olá, como vai?

(if you live in brazil)

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horror + letterboxd reviews

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me when a movie is bad: 👎

me when a movie is good: 👍

me when a movie is mediocre:

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I'm so ass at measuring distance that if I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to "run 30 ft, give or take a foot or two" I would still fuck it up and get slaughtered