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Agatha harkness character study :)

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i did something 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️ LISTEN IM OBSESSED WITH SALEM!RIO AND AGATHA... i miss them sm guys :'/

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Agatha all along ep 8

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I will miss them

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agathario sketch dump!!!

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my precious

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Back off of Jac Schaeffer

I'm aware that I'm just yelling into the void, (the people who need to hear this won't read it, and the people who will read this already agree) but I need to say something, in good conscience.

Back off of Jac (and Kathryn too).

I understand people are upset about "queerbaiting" and what they are percieving as a "sidelining" of a sapphic relationship in favor of a mlm one.

That's not what's happening here, at all. Your tantrums, threats, and bullying are counterproductive- all you are doing is making fools of yourselves, and disincentizing creatives from wanting to engage with complex sapphic narrative; or sapphic narratives at all.

If even touching a sapphic relationship is going to get actors and showrunners harassed if they aren't "endgame" or the "main couple" ("where's the kiss?" "when will they scissor?") or whatever the hell the platonic ideal of a sapphic relationship is, they are not going to want to engage in them any more. And those potential storylines are going to go to straight couples or couples of other orientations instead- exactly the thing you all are railing against.

Do you not see how you are working against yourselves?

I also think you people are forgetting that the opposition doesn't see the difference between the different kinds of queer- they just see us all as one minority who need to be silenced. When we fight and divide, we are serving their agenda, not our own.

And stop being fucking weird in Kathryn Hahn's instagram comments. You might think you're being cute or joking, but she's a middle aged woman who's been terminally offline- she doesn't get it, and I predict as soon as the show is done, she's going to bail, because of the level of harassment. Would you say in front of your parents some of the shit people have been putting in her comments?

Your entitlement and whining isn't attractive, or funny, and you are ruining the future prospects of another well crafted show from such a large conglomerate. Jac and company worked hard against their corporate overlords to bring us this celebration of the queer community, and this is the dust you're paying them in return.

They don't owe you shit. Grow the fuck up.

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my sweet buns

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Someone on the internet said we should normalize naming our children after things we love, so here's my list of baby names!

When Rio Vidal puts a knife to Agatha Harkness' throat and says "I've missed you"

When Agatha Harkness is on her knees begging Rio not to hurt her (even though she wouldn't)

When Rio Vidal says she prefers Agatha Harkness horizontal

When Rio Vidal puts her hand on Agatha's throat

When Agatha straddles Rio and chokes her (JUST TO BE FOLLOWED BY RIO GRABBING HER HAND AND LEAVING IT THERE)

Morally grey lesbian witches

Rio calling Agatha "m'lady" after popping out of the ground just to flirt with her

Rio rubbing Agatha's thigh

Agatha saying they could go back to old times

Rio calling Agatha her scar

Rio staring at Agatha after calling her her scar

Agatha getting horny and leaving the fire circle

Rio caressing Agatha's back and the subtitles saying "Agatha moans softly"

Agatha pulling Rio in for a hug after rio bites her lip

Agatha trying to kiss rio

AGATHA TRYING TO KISS RIO A SECOND TIME

Rio defending Agatha against the coven and excusing her murderous tendencies

Rio saying she wants to slit Agatha's throat

Rio Vidal saying "Sweetheart, you okay?"

Rio refusing to let Agatha's mother hurt her

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I could take every witch in the MCU (not in a fight)

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villain and violent... infant and innocent.

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Inspector!Agnes 🔎

tags: @wandasdove @themilfsland @softlymaximoff @chiar4anna @lizziesducky

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a milf actresses bad filmography can be something so personal for a dyke

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They are just like me forreal

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"You were always surprised at how well she was able to connect with any piece and make it her own, with every flourish of her baton and wave of her hands, it was as if she was the one composing the musical masterpiece herself."

-The Lark Ascending

A very, very special thank you to the very brilliant art anon who created the conductor!Agatha of my dreams! You're so beyond talented, and I'm so honored you made this. Truly, thank you <3

Chaconne Masterlist

The Lark Ascending Masterlist

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LPS Cat Custom Painted as Scourge from Warrior Cats

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Rachelle Lefevre as Madeline Scott on Proven Innocent (2019)