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My editor and I have a joke where we start writing a fic on the spot and go "okay, so it's in the dead middle of night, foggy, slightly rainy, slightly colder than comfortable, full moon, William Afton is stalking you, what flavour of science-engineering-surgery-dentistry-alchemy doctorate are we in the mood for?"

Our longer works are just the same story over and over again in different AUs, such that eventually one character literally is just the same guy who keeps changing outfits and knows about all of the other timelines. It's an endless cycle of reincarnation but he keeps waiting through time to court his beloved again, and again, and again. And they always die, and they always come back, and they never remember, but he does, and he just keeps re-marrying them to keep living with them and loving them forever.

few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

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My Love is Hellfire Meiko!! (Wearing the Vocaloid x Rascal outfit, without horns or a scythe).

This was a commission-- I did the lines, and my client colored it. Posted with permission from my client.

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I made little catnaf stickers! I really like him (and protoype). Give this horrifying monstrosity of unholy alchemy and mad science some pets.

Versions without prototype's hand under the cut!

More more catnafs! What a good atrocious little lad. I'm planning on doing another sticker design with him and actual naf moon being sleepytime friends soon.

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I wanted to buy some merch with the Afton Robotics logo on it, but I couldn't find any that both matched the canon description from the books and also looked the way that I think fits William's design aesthetic-- so I made one myself! And now it's on Redbubble! Want it on a shirt? A sticker, a magnet? A tote bag, a spiral notebook? A shower curtain, apparently??? You can even get it on a wall clock for some reason! You too can join me in having the Afton Robotics logo plastered all over everything you own :) Now that I have a redbubble, I think I'm going to design a ton of stickers or other designs that I would want on everything. If there's something specific you have an idea for or want me to make so that you can buy it as merch, let me know! If you aren't satisfied with what's available, I can just make you one!

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The secret wish is to write a fanfic that someone loves so much they make fan art of it, or to create a drawing that someone creates an entire fic based off of it.

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I had work all day at the hospital so I couldn't do a proper art doodle but!! With what highlighters and pens I had, happy miku day!!

If I give her this offering, she may spare my soul another day! Perhaps even bless me with a merciful full combo in any of her various rhythm games which I must play daily in place of a blood sacrifice...

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oh no I have two hands

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Man crocheting with OCD is e x h a u s t i n g

It's like oh? You're counting? You're counting stitches? You fool! You absolute spectacle of tomfoolery and generic clownery! You cannot do that many stitches in a row, that is the Bad Number. Count to 128 exclusively in multiples of 7 or 14, if it doesn't come out perfectly even then simply perish you unsymmetric serf. Your hand is cramping? The little bidybab-bitch-baby-plush-baby-lookin'-ass's hand hurts? You can't crochet 0.014 x 10^(3) stitches in one go? Break it then, you crying-child-lookin' epitome of patheticism, you won't. Do it, I dare you.

yoU LOST C O U N T ? !

WHAT IF YOU STOPPED ON A MULTIPLE OF 3, 6, 13, 15, 16, OR ONE OF THE BAD MULTIPLES OF 9???

you lost count. you lost fucking count of your stitches-- we will Assume That You Stopped On A Bad Number because we Cannot RememberTM--

You have stopped on a Bad Number. Everything is horrible and nothing will ever be okay again. DIE ABOUT IT.

Or, alternatively, undo your entire project in multiples of 14 at a time and redo it correctly after straightening and combing your curly already-crocheted-yarn for hours. You must repeat this process 14 times. This is the only way to undo the Unforgivable Atrocity That You Have Committed.

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Man I'm just trying to crochet a cute little hour-long-project amigurumi cherryblossom snail for a secret santa at my hospital unit ;u; why can't I just. be normal. about these things--

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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

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i woke up from a dead sleep fever dream with this very important pre-med intrusive thought:

new tag yourself, assign you and the homies epithelial tissue (with or without cilia/microvilli)

tag yourself i'm simple squamous epithelial tissue

[I'm assigning my roommate ciliated pseudostratified columnar epithelial tissue]

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new pfp because the last one didn't come out with the right naf (i accidentally figured out color theory and the rule of thirds 2 profile pictures ago, forgot for the last one, then remembered why they were important this time)

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I FINISHED CHAPTER 23 OF THE PRISONER FIC (IT'LL BE POSTED TOMORROW)

I'm really sorry about the extremely long unplanned haitus. This fic was supposed to be completed over a year and a half ago. Between having several surgeries and double-majoring at college, things got out of hand with how busy I was, and suddenly I realized how long it had been.

I'm making an effort to finish this fic as soon as possible while still giving you guys the highest quality of content that I can (it was also supposed to have less chapters, but. William Afton. Damn. I just kept having ideas and they were all lewd and I wanted to give them all to you). I successfully wrote 2 and a half chapters in one sitting, so not only is there guaranteed a finished chapter tomorrow, there's another one coming in a few days, too. And because the one after that is now already started, it shouldn't be far behind.

TL;DR: I'm alive and new chapters are gonna get posted! Yay~!

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Update: the timelines continue to be stitched together

(Several thousand(?) years after the events of the Atrocities AU, Peanut Entity wanted to take a corporeal form, and now Master Key exists.)

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what do you mean you guys played ruin without the mask on constantly? you had to? you didn't just simply die over and over but keep it on anyway????

(New Challenge! Enthusiastic Follower Mode Unlocked: beat the game without ever taking the mask off, except for when required to progress, then for no longer than 5 seconds at a time.)

[Song: "This is War" - Nightcove_TheFox]

(i still have not calmed down about Entity. it's been 120 hours. i cannot think of anything else. I have to keep creating content lest the thirst consumes me)