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when you only got back from hell like a month ago and decided that in lieu of any other options it might be best to just move on from all that and then you find out that your friends maybe didn't fully explain everything that went on last year and also all the loose ends have grouped up and are now roaming the countryside causing chaos.

you guys gonna do anything about that orrrrrr

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Honestly I shouldn't be surprised that you're in medschool. I knew all the talking wasn't for nothing. Goodluck and may God bless you on your studies dude!

( Congrats on getting a girlfriend btw ;) )

thank you!! :D

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Oh, I almost forgot HeRMit cHAleNgES

so true

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bonk

bink

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I haven't heard about you since like. 4. years, congrats on being a big guy youtuber! You up to anything lately?

lol i havent posted in like 2 years on youtube

currently my nose is shoved against the grindstone with med school, but im doing a bunch of stuff with friends that i find fun (like dnd) and irl (clubs and whatnot). also got a girlfriend lol

idk if or when i'll return to youtube tbh, i've had ideas but never done much more than that, and the longer i stay away the more i feel like it'd need to be a really good video. and i dont think i have any ideas for something that good just yet :p

ty for the ask!

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do you remember?

thanks for the ask! how about i answer your question with a choice. (either option is okay.) 2 choices, of course. 1 for you to pick as your answer.

SO! the choice. Not knowing whether I remember what you're talking about, or..

I know exactly what you mean.

Guess you'll never know which it is!! Haha. Thanks anyway :)

[animagician]

The permit master🕴️

Also no I don’t know how to draw his hair yet don’t @ me

[animagician]

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

[animagician]

idc how much time has passed, the bit in the first game changer ep where zac attempts to make a moose sound, the camera cuts to sam, and then immediately cuts back to zac making the same sound but with antlers will ALWAYS be one of my fav things ever

[animagician]

unrelated but your stovetop looks like a confused cat

Cookin

[animagician]

Don’t mess with the elven oracle, I heard one of her friends brings leftover dragon for lunch

[animagician]

[259] Advent Calendar - Bon-Bons

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i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldn’t work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work

has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those it’ll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? don’t you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?

introducing: beurre monté

you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil

turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)

you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan

done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.

if you’re butter splits, i’m sorry. you didn’t agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.

you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.

you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until it’s reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut

your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre monté first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; you’ll cum

go forth now with this butter secret

[animagician]

Jr year baby!

[animagician]

oisín when your blue scaly hand ripped kipperlilly out of the arena you might as well have ripped out my heart with her

[animagician]

The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

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FABIAN DON’T DO THAT. THAT’S SCARY.