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Steven Universe is interesting to me because it’s got the most extreme dichotomy between ideas that would be better fleshed out in a show for adults, and ideas that are interesting specifically because they’re native to an unironic children’s show.

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if he was my man id fold him so cozy into a dumpling & set him afloat in soup the perfect temperature to keep him warm

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gato blanco

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hoffman's car

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all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

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Wow that manga really is named to make yuri enjoyers on Tumblr tag posts like they're in a hostage situation huh

"IT'S THE TITLE OF THE SERIES!"

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she fan on my fiction till i kudos

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

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hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

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folk hero really

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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

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ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg