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Anyone ever imagine what Pre-Dreemurr household Tenna would be like? Here's my take on it.

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For all intents and purposes, Tenna is actually an old CRT TV. An object.

One has to wonder what sort of experiences a Darkner has when the object they are in the Lightner world is treated like an object. Surely they must be aware if Tenna can remember the days before everyone left. 🤔

But just wanted to throw this silly idea out there! Seeing Tenna honestly tickled a small part of my brain that reminded me of the times I used to hit and pat the old CRT tv I had as a child. Something about if it's acting up, usually a couple of knocks will get it working again. Not sure how true that was, but that's what was done.

Anyways, I've also made an angstier version that may be posted in a few days from now. So, keep an eye out for that.

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Tenna didn't recognize Spamton because he changed so much this, or Tenna did recognize Spamton and was being a dick that.

How about, Tenna's an old-ass ant man that refuses to wear his prescription glasses.

Guys, guys, hear me out for a second, because this particular head cannon has been chewing away at me since I finished the chapter and it feels like no one else sees the potential here. 🥲

I'll try and keep it short, but don't jump me if it isn't. Blame that one hidden scene between Spamton and Tenna, cause it irrevocably changed my brain chemistry.

I feel that Tenna's memory can't be bad enough to just not remember Spamton (he remembers too much about Kris' family and the past). But his reaction was also too genuine for me to think he was being spiteful to Spamton. Also, this man was mid-crash out losing everything he held dear so having the presence of mind to get revenge on an old ex doesn't fit to me. But, what if man's just has the worse vision know to man and (obviously having not heard Spamton's new glitched voice) legitimately had no way to tell it was his old business partner? Now THAT would be interesting. Something something, adding to Tenna's themes of feeling old and outdated.

On another note, Tenna having the vision profile of a literal ant tickles me. I mean the type of vision where, if something isn't just a few inches in front of his face, he can't distinguish any particular details. He can tell different colors apart, but that's just about it!

Not sure how much sense the head cannon makes, but COME ON. Someone has to see the vision (or lack their of) right? 😭

No eyes, present (and totally completely accurate) antennas, and OLD. This man is BEGGING for me to hit him with the -5.00 diopter beam at a minimum. He probably has some glasses the doctors prescribed him but he refuses to wear after someone teased him about it on air once.

Also, minor thing, but I imagine he has a legitimate fear of rats and other small pests cause of the damage they can do by chewing on his old wires.

Also also, another minor thing, anyone ever considered the idea of Tenna being as clingy and desprate for attention as he is because he's a eusocial creature (like actual ants)? Idk, just food for thought.

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Y'all, the idea of Shapeford has wormed its way into my head and fundamentally changed my brain chemistry at this point. I mean, hear me out real quick!

Okay, okay, strap in cause this is a bit of a longer tangent than I usually yap about. I promise I'll make it worth your while QwQ

Firstly, considering I imagine this happening on the first day of Weirdmageddon (or at the very least some time very early in it), imagine what lengths the Pines' family would need to go in order to actually beat Bill this time. They can't pull the ol' switcheroo with Standford in the shape he's in now. Literally! I've had ideas on what this could lead to, but I've been swirling it around indecisively for about the entire time I have been growing this concept. Gotta let that baby cook for a few more days I guess XD

Then there is the fact that Ford being no longer human is, by all accounts, far more of a freak than he could have ever imagined himself as. And, depending on how you think about it, it really is a self-fulfilling prophecy at this point. Hell, to drive the point home, he actually has five fingers for once (since I imagine Euclidean's naturally have 4 fingers so by all accounts Ford is still Polydactyly) but that's the least freakish thing about him by human standards. He eats out of the same whole that has his eyes, he speaks and yet has no mouth, and he is the farthest thing from anything mammalian with his physical makeup. Even worse than that, there isn't anything he can exactly do to reverse the damage at this point. He's just a shape now as his human body was obliterated beyond truly fixing. So he'll just have to live with this new form, or, ya know, go crazy trying to find a way to reverse it.

Furthermore, while I like to imagine he would try softening the blow by just telling Dipper and Mable how Bill simply turned him into a shape for entertainment, having to admit to Stanley that the real reason he can't simply be turned back is because he was by all accounts killed and reincarnated as something completely different has so much angst potential. Like, fr fr, just think of Stanley realizing Staneford actually died, and imagine the distrust and hurt he'd feel considering their rocky brotherly bond to begin with and knowing the only reason his brother is 'back' is because Bill basically went 'nuh-uh' and turned Standford into this thing. Imagine the possible guilt of never truly reconciling with said human brother before whatever he is now.

Gosh, I just realized, would Standford never be able to leave Gravity Falls then due to the barrier? Would his weirdness make it so that the whole 'going to sail the seas with your twin brother' dream Stanley had is just dead in the water?

Also, a part of me is just made so delightfully ill at imagining Standford having untapped potential power in this form but being unable to access it due to his own metal barrier of trying to be less freakish and more 'human'. Whatever that means to him by this point.

Does this make any sense? Am I actually cooking? Y'all please, I feel like I'm only one this invested in the idea of a Shape Standford Pines and it has me in a chokhold

Anyways, this New Normal AU has been on my mind, and I just needed to dig out some of the brain worms to release the pressure in my head. Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk, and maybe expect some more doodles and art down the line cause I haven't even finished the possibilities.

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A Brand New Life, A Whole New Shape

The human body is such a fickle thing. Accidents are bound to happen, and only so much can be done to correct them.

This idea has been rattling alongside my two brain cells for the past couple of days now. With the fact that, with the Book of Bill, Bill canonically is the last of his race after blowing up his home dimension (or something like that), my science nerd brain went “Oh, so he’s an endling. That’s unfortunate.” And then after listening to the song of the extinct Kauai ‘O’o, my brain went, “Does he have to be the only one tho.”

Honestly, making Stanford into a Euclidean was bound to happen with my thought process going the way it did. So, here he is in my AU called ‘New Normal’.

In this AU, I like tossing around the possible biological and social aspects of what being a Euclidean would be and feel like. Imagine what senses they would have with evolving into a society in their 2D world! So, what better way to explore it than stripping Stanford of his human body and giving him a new one!

Also, in case you are wondering what are around their ankles, those are tags given to them by some sort of intergalactic ecology nerd to keep track of Bill (and now Ford) considering they are an endangered species. It’s me y’all, I’m the intergalactic ecology nerd

Y’all, plz tell me I ain’t the only one brain rotting over the possibilities. Human Bill is fine and all, but I truly feel the potential of Shape-ford is untapped gold that needs pillaging. I have been yearning to see more of it ;w;

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I absolutely love this AU, but has anyone ever thought of this sort of interaction between the two after Billy maimed Tad? I'm so unwell about it...

Au made by @void-dude called Shape and Pines! Gravity Falls hadn't had me this deep in a chokhold since middle school.

Audio inspo from https://youtu.be/QTAjO3i93GU?si=jxjVIIahFFLTb39q

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I said I would post more about it Saturday, and here it is. 😎

Introducing the lad, the myth, my childhood hyper fixation that I finally worked up the balls to post himself, Horus the Time Keeper. A Sans that insists he's anything but despite his looks, which greatly resemble the stocky skeleton. He goes by Horus primarily, though he can tolerate other names such as Time or some short form of his chosen name. Under no circumstance would he respond to the name Sans, whether that be out of spite, pettiness, or embarrassment.

Being on the short side of things, his entire existence is to be as inconspicuous as possible as he acts as manager for the timelines. Avoiding places of high traffic as much as possible, he knows when he's done a good job when nobody mentions anything at all. The name of the game is being out of sight and out of mind whilst maintaining the relative integrity of timelines.

Unfortunately, no matter how much he likes to exude the image of an infallible keeper, he still has flaws. Being a minor kleptomanic, there are moments in which things in timelines catch his eye. A sparkly trinket, some interesting sheet paper, or articles of clothing that mysteriously disappear after a visit. It's something he can't ever seem to truly shake, and there is no particular pattern in what odd item he steals and from where.

Funfact: The coat which he wears isn't originally his and is reflected in the way it bags and engulfs his body.

Despite this, Horus is competent at what he does. With the help of items (things which aren't stolen, btw) such as his infinity goggles and time scissors, the skeleton is quite efficient when he is in the zone. He need not worry about being lonely on the job either as his guide, which doubles as a companion, is always securely wrapped around his neck.

This sentient scarf, despite not having the ability to speak aloud, is quite expressive in its movement. Able to stretch and shrink infinity, there is more than one time this cotton fellow has helped or pointed Horus in the right direction. Though, just as much, if not more, the same companion has gotten the both of them into quite a tangled mess of issues one way or another. It really does seem that the scarf has a bit of a mischievous streak when it feels Horus is sinking himself too far into his work.

Annnd, that's my boi for ya. I'm thinking of possibly posting more about him every Saturday (or every other Saturday if I don't have time like that). But we'll just see how it goes. ^^

Horus has always been my personal undertale bbg✨️ when it comes to characters I made. As a wee lil fetus with limited internet access back then, the most I could do for him was draw him for myself and occasionally post him on Amino— those were some dark days —before it crashed and burned. Now that I am older, and after a proper revamp, I'm ready to kick him out the corner of my mind into the big, wide world. Let's see if this man can swim. 😎

Enjoy ~

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So yeah, this is happening now. Feeding that inner child in me by revamping the one I made all those years ago. Give him a proper chance and what not.

Come back Nov 25th for a proper introduction...

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Don't mind me, just on my Winterkov bs again with some sketch book doodles. ✨️💅

I can make him better, I can make him worse, I can take his ass and make him forget about the dead one if I wanted to - Winter King Probably

^ Simon basically every episode in the Fionna and Cake show thus far

Love this pathetic lil man

Btw, how are we all doing after the most recent episodes? Pretty great, yeah? 👀

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Join the Winterkov Cult

So.... episode 6, huh. I'm just gonna be frank and say that I 100% ship the Winter King with Simon. These two old men should kiss, and I'm not about to act like I'm saying this in a joking way either. However, I do have a few things to say in regard to this ship.

Firstly, I get the people that don't ship Winterkov or say that they're joking whenever they make post about it, but there are people that do genuinely ship these two together. I get how self-shipping has gotten a bad rep due to the oncler and certain undertale shippers, but at its core, shipping is just supposed to be in good fun. Winterkov in itself is goofy in a way that's all in good fun.

If that makes you uncomfortable, that's also valid. Just don't tell me about it, and feel free to block. I don't really post on Tumblr much, but if I start to, one can possibly expect some Winterkov propaganda. Of course, the power of old man yaoi changed that.

If that makes me cringe...

✨️ Besides y'all, cringe culture is dead. ✨️

Also, in regards to the name, can we all just simultaneously agree to use the tag of Winterkov over Simoncest? The name Simoncest makes me think of incest which just isn't the case at all for this ship. Winter and Simon are two completely different characters, and the name Winterkov just sounds so much better. Plz and thank you.

That's basically everything I wanted to say. If there is anything else, I'll likely add it in the comments or make a follow-up post. Feel free to take this pic as a small treat to keep y'all warm on the road.

Art of Simon and Winter kissing was made by my good friend @veereality on Tumblr!

Anyway, ✨️Winterkov✨️ >>>> 🤢Simoncest🤮, I think they're pretty neat, and thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

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Heya, I'm new here. Been stalking the Tumblr site for a while and decided to finally bite the bullet and make a post. It doesn't have it be be good, it just has to be made.