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My ideal gender presentation is masculinity but doing it wrong because I'm also doing femininity but doing it wrong. Yknow

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anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

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Heist movies aka found family trope for bastards

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Origins is the best Dragon Age game because you can make Alistair completely forgive you for actual child murder by giving him two cakes and making a sad face

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Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

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the one thing I desperately need from the Mass Effect Legendary edition is for the broken Mako controls to stay exactly the same

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you know what i don’t get? when like, people write romance stories where two characters are so in love w each other its all magnetism, but they? don’t even have fun together? or are even nice to each other sometimes?

“our love could level a thousand mountains and conquer a million cities”

ok but… are you even… like….. friends????

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girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

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Bioware:  “ Unlike other cities, where the people are the life-blood and the character, Val Royeaux is her own person, and her people little more than decorations. There is always music in Val Royeaux, streaming from the many windows — quiet refrains and triumphant choruses. And always, floating above that all, the Chant, coming from the Grand Cathedral. ”

The actual game: “Heres a shopping mall with 3 stores, 50 locked doors, and 1 restaurant you cant even eat at.”

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a graph based on my observations

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*george costanza voice* i’m shifting into dragon age 4 mode