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Sometimes he uses The Force to steal extra marshmallows.
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This year I made some illustrations for my school project, hope you like it!
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You weren’t drunk, or at least you were pretty sure you weren’t. And yet here you were. You could only blink dumbly as you watched a fucking pirate ship, float on past and come to a stop besides one of the apartment’s a little ways down, on the opposite side of your street.
Staring silently, you kept hold of your sketchbook, and leaned forward a little bit from where you were perched on the roof. They were definitely wearing full on pirate gear, swords and all. You could even smell the scent of the sea faintly wafting from the massive ship.
“….What the fuck is in this hot chocolate?”
#story time motherfucker#peter pan#captain hook#reader#magic#2003 peter pans hook had me shook when it first came out#everyone else my age was all for peter#but I saw hook and instantly went 👀#not mine definitely not#but yes#its cap
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Lucina: Do you have any bags I can borrow?
Cap: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re designed to carry the burden of my existence-
Luci: You literally could’ve just said no
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Tripping and falling is one thing. Tripping and falling into a completely different dimension is another thing entirely.
And yet here you are.
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Person A: “Are you going to tell me why exactly my apartment is filled with stuffed animals? I literally can’t see the fucking floor.”
Person B: “There was a car accident outside.”
Person A: “……”
Person B: “……”
Person A: “ Yeah, ok, gonna need a liiiittle more information then that.”
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Anything i read ever: “Dragons are dangerous and powerful creatures, awe-inspiring and majestic. They are not to be trifled with and—“ Me: Boifriemd
You’re so fucking right.
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👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼💯
god i love cg drews tweets
(all of these are by @paperfury!)
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THE NINE CHOIRS OF HEAVEN. An info-graphic for my editorial class and god am I thankful it’s done. Way too much went into this than what I had time for, but hey… I actually kind of like it?
Now excuse me, I must return to my fashion major lifestyle and go sew a coat u_u
EDIT: Re-uploaded with easier viewing!
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Art by Jian Guo
Alignments: ∎ Lawful Good ∎ Neutral good ∎ Chaotic good ∎ Lawful neutral ∎ Absolute neutrality ∎ Chaos neutrality ∎ Lawful evil ∎ Neutral evil ∎ Chaotic evil
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A captain in the background trying to restrain a rabid glitchy demon and a disgusted and chagrined werewolf, being cheered on by a demigod sitting on the lap of an in/famous archaeologist with an all powerful gauntlet - whom he has rested on his lap...just in case, along with one white and black shadow watching the whole shenaniganery go down while playing explosive chess, another vampire shaking her head and long black tresses and talking to a college kid and an ice demon who was bundled up in a soft baby blue blanket-
WHERE IS MY CUTE VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND WITH SHARP TEETH THAT BLUSHES WHENEVER I TOUCH HIS NECK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHERE?!?!?!?!
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