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The face of a lazy motherfcuker.
Honestly, good for this reporter. It's probably the first time he's been asked a legit question regarding this train of thought in years.
Trump’s pardons are beyond offensive.
That includes you, police person and Blue Lives Matters person. You should be alarmed. It shows you don't give a shit about your own people.
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Caitlyn is your typical selfish conservative. She does not care about issues until she and her rights are on the chopping block.
It's like thanking your executioner.
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Farmer's market jokes... #kclocal #slightlynormal #DowntownOP https://www.instagram.com/p/CAQPS_Hpph-/?igshid=5oed8xtcsir8
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Yep, my irises are beginning to bloom. #iris #gardenlife https://www.instagram.com/p/CABH_cgpxis/?igshid=cjzg9k5bokys
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Pandemic or not, the #fuzzylittlesociopath has pee mail to check and death glares to give to those menacing squirrels. #KCLocal #dogsofinstagram #bichonesofinstagram #nofilter https://www.instagram.com/p/B-znV68JHi9/?igshid=1630s929eeijv
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I have a new patch for my vest. 😆 https://www.instagram.com/p/B-sG_RYJmXO/?igshid=qayxsyk2onw5
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The #fuzzylittlesociopath has just discovered the wonder that is @andysfrozencustard. I hope they know they have created a monster. #KCLocal #dogsofinstagram #bichonesofinstagram (at Andy's Frozen Custard) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-fiq4Upgiq/?igshid=1o8mb104t4s30
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Might be a little busy at the check-out, too. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-FAVEhpmyI/?igshid=1m12fy4hedhv8
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Yes, this is a line of people waiting outside for the store to open. Yes, there are people pointing out to newcomers that they need to go to the end of that line. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Ez0nzJVj8/?igshid=nqeq84zbz8mp
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Made it to my third spot in #inhomebarcrawl2020 and I have to say, I think I'm gonna hang out here for a while. It's an underground spot called LivingRoom, and I gotta say, it's hella cozy. Super comfy seating, and I hear they use their nice big TV for binge-watching and movie marathons. I might need to stick around long enough to check out the dinner menu. Cheers! https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Akxg-pVIN/?igshid=1tx5aw71u85rg
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My second stop in the #inhomebarcrawl2020 was small and funky. You might even call it bohemian. It's called The Studio. It's a great place to hang out and watch the local art scene - I'm amazed that it's not included in First Friday art walks! https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Ag2mvJqbP/?igshid=ku6uidnmmcbr
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So, my brilliant friend Sherri came up with the notion of an in-home pub crawl. And like I said, brilliant! I started my pub crawl with a casual little spot we call The Kitchen Annex. They've got a great selection, and the prices are super reasonable. 😁🍹🥃😁 #inhomebarcrawl2020 https://www.instagram.com/p/B-AfALaJ7d0/?igshid=m16kix79e777
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Someone seems to want my attention. #fuzzylittlesociopath #dogsofinstagram #bichonesofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B9PW_rxgivI/?igshid=wuz9cxzknzz5
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Well, at least the #fuzzylittlesociopath is comfy. #dogsofinstagram #bichonesofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B8__ym8JdUL/?igshid=13ln7g0ezi5ud
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Yes, I'm showing off my lunch. Don't hate me. https://www.instagram.com/p/B8cBHnjp70e/?igshid=171a7djo05czd
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Now this is how to go to the grocery store LOL https://www.instagram.com/p/B8b_mfMpBnU/?igshid=mevk64grcsf1
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#DadBrad has returned.... #kccrew #karaokelife #kclocal (at Off Key KC) https://www.instagram.com/p/B77KVG7gAfw/?igshid=1mcgwko7exxqs
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