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Anime is great. Anime will be like “this is my character of ambiguous western descent. Their name is the most incomprehensible combination of made up sounds. And if not that, it is a name that has not appeared on a single birth certificate since 1773.

Code Geass went and said “most of these character hail from Future Sort-of-Britain, including our main character, who will be named Lelouch just like every single British person isn’t.” Then they decided to distract you from this by naming his love interest Shirley, cornering the market of 80+ year old grandmothers clutching their 3 bowls of strawberry sucker candy in delight. Code Geass didn’t even call it a day here they had one more trick up their sleeve and it was to name the third character in the group Rivalz, a name and a character which appeal to exactly no one.

Tiger and Bunny said “What should our western young-20′s heartthrob successful pretty-boy deuteragonist be named? What screams ‘young’ and ‘trendy’ and ‘brilliant’ and ‘sexy’? Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks. This is our Sex Symbol Barnaby.” I bet a bunch of ghosts from the 17th century were stoked about that one. I bet Barnaby walks into gift shops asking if they have any of the travel keychains in his name and he gets laughed out of the store. I bet Barnaby’s parents didn’t die, they just faked their deaths to get away from him seeing as they hated him enough to name him Barnaby.

I haven’t followed Attack on Titan in 7 years but yall have a character named Pieck Finger. That’s it that’s my roast.

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- Have you ever been in love, stranger? - I have been, sir… Or, I should say, I am.

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IM BRCAJK AND ANGERIER THAN EVER, BOYCHES!!!!!!!!

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Non-Byleth Gay/Lesbian Paired Endings

Reposted cus tumblr ate the previous post??? For some reason??

I’ve seen lots of people on tumblr who don’t know about this yet so Reminder that paired endings between students in Three Houses are a thing, ranging from the expected hetero options to wonderfully gay pairs.

Without spoiling the content of the supports or the text of the endings, here’s some of the gayest/most sapphic paired endings I’ve found so far:

Guys:

Caspar/Linhardt: Ikesoren. They’re pretty much Ikesoren except much more lighthearted and with this Soren being taller than his Ike lol. I’m pretty sure these two are a deliberate nod to Ikesoren with how similar their endings are.

Caspar/Ashe: Although this one reads a bit different cus of the wording, I almost kinda wonder if Ashe is the “Ranulf” to Caspar’s “Ike”.

Dimitri/Dedue: Beautifully worded and wholesome, probably the most openly gay male pair the game has. The ending has a touch of sadness in it but is still super soft and sweet, brimming with tenderness and devotion. Their A support has some very touching, precious moments as well. Highly recommend these supports + ending.

Dimitri/Felix: Overall kinda angsty and intense with somber, darker supports but still a good and well written ending, just a bit melancholic in its implications. Even with the angst of the text, their joint ending expands a bit on how deep Felix’s softer feelings for Dimitri are beyond what their supports show (without having Felix’s tsundereness getting in the way) and implies an extremely deep bond was made over the years that was obvious to everyone around them.

Sylvain/Felix: Needs special requirements to happen but if fulfilled, its probably the most overtly gay of the male paired endings after Dimitri/Dedue. The A support is split up in two parts (so it’s basically a branch with A and A+ supports) and the second part really pleasantly surprised me with how cute and heartfelt it was. The wording in their ending slide gives this pair a very “fated/meant to be” vibe that not even explicitly romantic hetero endings give so I definitely recommend trying this one too.

Hubert/Ferdinand: One I personally did not expect at all but boy does it really deliver. They get so close to each other that it’s even mentioned that Edelgard herself feels jealous of how great their relationship is. Their supports are adorable and they get all flustered and cute around each other. Very quality gay, highly recommend as well.

Girls:

Dorothea/Petra: Sweet paired ending in which they are very openly girlfriends and they don’t give a fuck about what anyone thinks of their relationship. Dorothea is a bi icon and honestly pretty much all of her pairings with women are just good food.

Dorothea/Edelgard: Not Dorothea’s most sapphic ending but definitely one of Edelgard’s. Dorothea lays it on thick in their supports and makes her crush on Edelgard very obvious.

Dorothea/Manuela: Age gap. They end up very openly in love and very happy together though.

Edelgard/Manuela: Age gap. Still one of Edelgard’s most overt paired endings with women that makes sure to specify neither she nor Manuela ever married men.

Mercedes/Anette: These two have around a 6 year age gap and they’re more like just BFFs before the timeskip maybe because of it but it’s made pretty obvious that they end up having a much deeper relationship later on in life.

Catherine/Shamir: Their ending together is not overtly open about the nature of their relationship BUT their supports are seriously sapphic af so with that in mind, I think they absolutely are in lesbians together in their ending and not simply as business partners.

There’s maybe more paired endings like these but these are all the ones I know of that are the gayest. Share/reblog to sail a ship and you can add more in the notes if you know of more.

Edit: https://melohax.tumblr.com/post/186750508236/sylvainfelix-is-even-gayer-in-japanese Adding this post by nanigma about how the localization down toned the gayness of supports. They’re actually even gayer in Japanese!

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H/D TROPES EXCHANGE FEST WEEK #3 ROUNDUP!

As we head into the final week of the fest, we want to thank everyone who’s been reading, commenting, leaving kudos, and spreading the love. We’ve had another amazing week, with the appearance of many classic tropes and a wide variety of styles and themes.

Take some time to catch up!

-Nerd and Nox <3

HORROR/MYSTERY for @firethesound : Visions No. 33 to 35  (fic)

TIME TRAVEL for @dorkslayer: take my hand once more (fic)

FRIENDS TO LOVERS for @diligent-thunder:  I feel as though I was deceived (fic)

FIRST TIME for @ranaraeuchle: Come A Little Closer (fic)

BETS AND WAGERS for @saulaie:  Re: Harry’s Crush (fic)

BONDING for @gracerene09: Celestial Bodies (fic)

REUNION for @stripedsilverfeline:  The Boy Who Lived Next Door (fic)

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me again: actually i an fine w addy bc it is like adrien mix with daddy, which is a kind off kink. that is MY king. 🤴🏽

michael Fucking jackson: addy are u ok, are u ok, are u ok addy.

me: bitch wtf. no ofc im not ok. my names adrien not addy u hoe.

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michael Fucking jackson: addy are u ok, are u ok, are u ok addy.

me: bitch wtf. no, ofc im not okay. my names adrien not addy u fuckin hoe.

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stop retconning me u bitch ass hotel!

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i love elephans with there big great truncks...i bet they don’t smell like wet dog. what is wet sog? Elephantes dont know her. whomst is wet dog. I only know elefante.

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i mean backs, backs off. not like bond james bond, that would not make sents. stop twisting my words if u trist my words i’ll hate u 5ever.

i made thsi acct bc of plaigiarisms of my famous instagram story post…i was notified…corgisocks whom!!!!! he is Seitan!

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whos said there is no delete kwy! There are wrongthoughts in your weong head! 57f!

Ok ive been v v angery on main today’s so i’ll be cakm now. what is cakm u say i say thats calm with a k. the l is the k not the c. im not kars 5 kidz u bitch. go away botches.

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Ok ive been v v angery on main today’s so i’ll be cakm now. what is cakm u say i say thats calm with a k. the l is the k not the c. im not kars 5 kidz y bitch. thats u with a y. u say thats confusing. wtf. ur confusing. go away botches.

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“I cant wait to see lucas ranting?” Bitch! I aint lucas im adrien u wet dog! Backoff! @mjoellen

i’m like very tempted to make an ‘alternate personality’ blog where it’s like nothing i say is filtered. all i do is rant and call people ‘bitches’ unlike how i normally do. should i do it

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what is my thought on corgi socks you say? well imho he has a whole ass butt on his high knee. basiclly he sucks but not like the succ kind bc he cant get the succ. why? cos hes a whole ass bitch who’s whole ass probly smells like wet dog. i hate wet dog but not as much as himm. Corgi socks stans backpacks off.

i made thsi acct bc of plaigiarisms of my famous instagram story post…i was notified…corgisocks whom!!!!! he is Seitan!

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what have i done you say?? i dunno, bitch ask ur mama.

i’m like very tempted to make an ‘alternate personality’ blog where it’s like nothing i say is filtered. all i do is rant and call people ‘bitches’ unlike how i normally do. should i do it