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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
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lost a 226 day streak. fml !!!!!!!
so sick of everythingggg lol
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YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do
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guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this
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gay on alt but i miss him so much </3 its been like a day get AHOLD OF YOURSELF EM :( but hes just soooo sweet to me i need a nice man to compliment me it will fix everything that is wrong with me i will be at peace
chat i am sooooo delusional but i swear my favourite regular from work fucking flirted with me. i could just be misinterpreting it but also i dont think so !!!!!!!!!! guy asked for garlic bread and the small serving is 2 slices that makes a heart shape and this is how everyone gets it, but of course this asshole (/aff) is like "a heart shape? did you do this for me?" LIKE HELLO?? HELLO???? HELLO??? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HOLY SHIT i dont know how i didnt lose my mind i was feeling miserable and im still not doing great but he always cheers me up i am such a FAGGOT 💜 same guy who also will wait for me when im busy so i can take his order! ME!!!! he either knows what hes doing because im probably soooo readable or he is genuine which is crazy. this is an old man btw. i love him.
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i hate this old man i love him so much ok chat hes not like grandfather old he's just. parent old probably. he asked about the garlic bread being in a heart again LMAO "it's a bit awkward sharing it with my mate" share it with me then 🙄 /j anyway my heart soars and i have a pep in my fucking step whenever i see him this crush is so bad 💔 he also told me his name which only took him a month lolll i had a manager tell me his name but she wasnt sure (i dont think she likes him very much since hes friends with security and customers might assume hes security too i guess?) so ive been waiting and waiting and i was going to ask him today but he mentioned it so WIN MOMENT 💥💥 anyway i am not okay
chat i am sooooo delusional but i swear my favourite regular from work fucking flirted with me. i could just be misinterpreting it but also i dont think so !!!!!!!!!! guy asked for garlic bread and the small serving is 2 slices that makes a heart shape and this is how everyone gets it, but of course this asshole (/aff) is like "a heart shape? did you do this for me?" LIKE HELLO?? HELLO???? HELLO??? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HOLY SHIT i dont know how i didnt lose my mind i was feeling miserable and im still not doing great but he always cheers me up i am such a FAGGOT 💜 same guy who also will wait for me when im busy so i can take his order! ME!!!! he either knows what hes doing because im probably soooo readable or he is genuine which is crazy. this is an old man btw. i love him.
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chat i am sooooo delusional but i swear my favourite regular from work fucking flirted with me. i could just be misinterpreting it but also i dont think so !!!!!!!!!! guy asked for garlic bread and the small serving is 2 slices that makes a heart shape and this is how everyone gets it, but of course this asshole (/aff) is like "a heart shape? did you do this for me?" LIKE HELLO?? HELLO???? HELLO??? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HOLY SHIT i dont know how i didnt lose my mind i was feeling miserable and im still not doing great but he always cheers me up i am such a FAGGOT 💜 same guy who also will wait for me when im busy so i can take his order! ME!!!! he either knows what hes doing because im probably soooo readable or he is genuine which is crazy. this is an old man btw. i love him.
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so sick of everythingggg lol
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me: i hate gacha games! just tryna drain your attention and money!! bad!!!!
me when the gacha game has pretty men: ok!!! gonna put all my attention into this!!!!!!! and maybe my money too!! yeah take my money!!!!!!!
#what the FUCK is nu carnival bliss#and WHY does their website have bl sex scenes#and WHY do i want to spend money to get the pretty boys (which is all of them)#god help me#nu: carnival
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I love when trauma makes characters messy. I love when characters don't know how to show love. I love when they lash out. I love when they're vile and break down. I love characters who aren't perfect victims. I love when stories don't excuse behaviour but allow you to understand it
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#she is the moon to my earth#my beautiful amazing moon#i love her soooo much#sorry chat being gay on the timeline i will do it again#im going to sob
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I too am grateful 🥰
#yeah so i kinda need him to fuck me????#im so sorry#jesus fucking chrsit look at that man#im going insane#how is he real how am i alive at the same time as him???#im so grateful#literally daydreaming about wolverine showing up at my work and being infatuated with me because i am a FAGGOT#anyway if you know me um no you dont go away
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making your pining knight stand watch over you in the bathroom while you bathe in your extravagant tub, filled to the brim with playful bubbles that conceal your nude body. there’s no real reason for him to be in the bathroom, he could very well stand guard outside the door while you enjoy your frivolities of bath time with the air smelling like roses and your shoulders dappled with water droplets.
he keeps his head about him, eyes steady and staring at the door lest his duty to defend you arises. but no, you just laugh at your beloved knights ever serious demeanor and kick your leg out of the water, flinging droplets all across the floor which causes his head to snap in your direction.
you giggle and sink down into the bubbles again with your nose just above the waterline when he sighs at you, shooting you a look that says “princess, this isn’t a part of my job” (but he will do anything you ask of him anyway.) and you just hum, childish and defiant as you rise out of the water, suds and water gliding down the curves of your body as your hand shoots out for a fluffy pink towel.
let it be known that your knight does not sneak a look to your tender curves, not even when he approaches you with the towel and wraps you up himself, his nose almost touching yours as he keeps his gaze on your growing flustered one and hoists you out of the tub bridal style, carrying you into your bedroom quarters with practiced ease and careful steps, setting you down on the bed and chiding you with an even tone to get ready for bed since you have lessons early in the morning.
he does not sneak a peek, no, but he does recount with a stuttering heartbeat the way your warm, soap smelling body felt against his as he carried you. and how your dainty fingers wrapped around his neck and your lips parted as you stared at him with great doe eyes. he knows you ate cherries today, and wonders if he would still be able to taste them on your tongue.
you can only pout when he leaves you, crossing your arms in front of your chest. very well, eventually you will get your beloved knight to see you as someone more than his duty.
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