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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape
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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”
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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing
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hello um sketch requests are open on my ko-fi. more info in the image provided uhh yeah. i originally posted it on IG but i figured to post it here too for more traction i suppose. please read through all of it this is actually quite serious. shares are appreciated too!
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catboy you keep under your desk for sex reasons but it just starts chewing on your cords and electrocutes itself
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
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lost a 226 day streak. fml !!!!!!!
so sick of everythingggg lol
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YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do
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guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this
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gay on alt but i miss him so much </3 its been like a day get AHOLD OF YOURSELF EM :( but hes just soooo sweet to me i need a nice man to compliment me it will fix everything that is wrong with me i will be at peace
chat i am sooooo delusional but i swear my favourite regular from work fucking flirted with me. i could just be misinterpreting it but also i dont think so !!!!!!!!!! guy asked for garlic bread and the small serving is 2 slices that makes a heart shape and this is how everyone gets it, but of course this asshole (/aff) is like "a heart shape? did you do this for me?" LIKE HELLO?? HELLO???? HELLO??? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HOLY SHIT i dont know how i didnt lose my mind i was feeling miserable and im still not doing great but he always cheers me up i am such a FAGGOT 💜 same guy who also will wait for me when im busy so i can take his order! ME!!!! he either knows what hes doing because im probably soooo readable or he is genuine which is crazy. this is an old man btw. i love him.
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i hate this old man i love him so much ok chat hes not like grandfather old he's just. parent old probably. he asked about the garlic bread being in a heart again LMAO "it's a bit awkward sharing it with my mate" share it with me then 🙄 /j anyway my heart soars and i have a pep in my fucking step whenever i see him this crush is so bad 💔 he also told me his name which only took him a month lolll i had a manager tell me his name but she wasnt sure (i dont think she likes him very much since hes friends with security and customers might assume hes security too i guess?) so ive been waiting and waiting and i was going to ask him today but he mentioned it so WIN MOMENT 💥💥 anyway i am not okay
chat i am sooooo delusional but i swear my favourite regular from work fucking flirted with me. i could just be misinterpreting it but also i dont think so !!!!!!!!!! guy asked for garlic bread and the small serving is 2 slices that makes a heart shape and this is how everyone gets it, but of course this asshole (/aff) is like "a heart shape? did you do this for me?" LIKE HELLO?? HELLO???? HELLO??? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HOLY SHIT i dont know how i didnt lose my mind i was feeling miserable and im still not doing great but he always cheers me up i am such a FAGGOT 💜 same guy who also will wait for me when im busy so i can take his order! ME!!!! he either knows what hes doing because im probably soooo readable or he is genuine which is crazy. this is an old man btw. i love him.
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chat i am sooooo delusional but i swear my favourite regular from work fucking flirted with me. i could just be misinterpreting it but also i dont think so !!!!!!!!!! guy asked for garlic bread and the small serving is 2 slices that makes a heart shape and this is how everyone gets it, but of course this asshole (/aff) is like "a heart shape? did you do this for me?" LIKE HELLO?? HELLO???? HELLO??? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HOLY SHIT i dont know how i didnt lose my mind i was feeling miserable and im still not doing great but he always cheers me up i am such a FAGGOT 💜 same guy who also will wait for me when im busy so i can take his order! ME!!!! he either knows what hes doing because im probably soooo readable or he is genuine which is crazy. this is an old man btw. i love him.
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so sick of everythingggg lol
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