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“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it

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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

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i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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reblog for larger sample size etc etc

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deinonychus group running around in the forest, inspired by a dream i had last night

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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost

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Source

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men in film noirs will be like “WOMAN is the most dangerous animal 😤” and it’s just rita hayworth and her unobtainium-plated face card

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I don’t know why this caption made me laugh so hard

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Boy Knits World.

Knitting, crochet and other stuff by Jake Henzler.