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Let these men pee

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‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)

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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

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@your-resident-boat-person Hey, India has "ayurvedic" toothpastes that are way milder... they have lost out in popularity over the years but I use Meswak because I am allergic to something in the other toothpastes. Hella mild flavor, zero mint... if you have an Indian store around and wanna try, go for it.

We also have tooth powder, but the only one I have ever tried was made by colgate, so not sure how that will be for you. I did check online and there are other tooth powders. Do NOT go for the most famous Ayurvedic option for toothpaste, Dant Kanti. It tastes like what I assume Satan's ass would taste like.

I would suggest datun too, but I am not sure if that would be sensory relief or nightmare.

I have trouble taking care of my teeth because everything that involves doing that is a sensory nightmare. I decide to do some research to see if there's anything I can do about this. The results?

"How to make your autistic child brush their teeth"

"Autistic Children and Sensory issues relating to tooth brushing"

"How to get your little shit to brush his fucking teeth"

Like, yeah Google, thanks, that really helps. And like, even if I was a child, some of the advice seemed... unhelpful. Like, doing a dance and singing a song while brushing your teeth? Even for a kid, I don't think that would help distract from a sensory experience as intense as brushing your teeth. Like, the extremely intense and unpleasant flavor, the intense feeling of the brush against your teeth scraping across it, even mouthwash has such an intense and disgusting flavor that I have difficulty keeping it in my mouth for more than a few seconds. I wish there was SOMETHING that could be done.

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Structural injustice and structural racism make the privileged think they are better/smarter.

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BLACK SAILS 210. XVIII

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Dude's entering his jawbone-defining era

ELLIOT PAGE 2023 | Grace Ahlbom ph. for M Le Magazine du Monde

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It is after all a tradition

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Fuck yes they're doing it!!!

early heads-up

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If homophobes weren't so awful to LGBT people, then maybe we'd be happier.

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Metatron: Almighty, it’s done.

God *hungover*: Wait, what’s done?

Metatron: I told Aziraphale ‘fuck Crowley’. So he did.

God *groans*: You weren’t actually meant to tell him… ah never mind, at least they finally did it. Six thousand years is way too fucking long. Satan said it’s gonna take them at least ten thousand, so I won. Again. Fucking brilliant. I’m gonna call him. Tell Aziraphale I can marry them when they’re free.

Metatron: ……. M-marry them?

God: ???

Metatron: ???

God: Metatron?

Metatron *sweating*: Yes?

God: I feel like your fuck is different to my fuck.

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#it was said directly to her jacob how could she not have caught it TWILIGHT (2008)

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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

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