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a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

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What's up, I made a meme that I'm sure is extremely broad-audience and relatable

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STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

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2003 Royal Rumble

I'm sorry this is insane, I was loosing my ACTUAL mind.

I’m LOOSING IT ! the Wide™️ stance, the boot shot, the eager face of RVD?!

Climbing up his rear end with the camera pan ?!!!

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if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

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A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

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By the way! This is my bod commission, and I am sharing it now so you can keep it! [But please do not reprint without authorization or for commercial purposes

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“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

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If you’re an American federal employee and got an email saying “it’s ok to quit your job.” Do not, for the love of everything, quit your job. This is purely a scare tactic to get rid of as many people as possible without legal consequences.

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I do not know this baby but I love this baby.

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go there

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Happy Lunar New Year 🐍🥂🎆

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I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death;

I am not on his payroll.

I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends

nor of my enemies either.

Though he promise me much,

I will not map him the route to any man’s door.

Am I a spy in the land of the living,

that I should deliver men to Death?

Brother, the password and the plans of our city

are safe with me; never through me

Shall you be overcome.

—Edna St. Vincent Millay

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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