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I like to think none of this would have worked out if you weren’t, at heart, just a little bit of a good person. And if you weren’t, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing

For @ineffablepuns

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There is something very comforting about Schitt’s Creek where these guys can be out in a small town in the middle of nowhere, North America. It’s still very welcoming and there aren’t people who are outwardly homophobic. Was that an intentional choice?

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And then the Lord said onto man

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the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it's going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by brittany spears

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From the DVD commentary, episode 3

Neil Gaiman: Oh, I love watching Michael being this awkward Aziraphale rehearsing, because you realize that’s what he spends his life doing - just trying to rehearse what he’s going to say to head office

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— there just has to be a happier story for us my love. // t.c

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I ordered a couple of bookcases two weeks ago, and since then every single ad I see online has been nothing but trying to sell me more bookcases. Exactly how many bookcases do you think I need?

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moira and david being happy to see their strapping man

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crowley + reductress headlines (part ii)

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He hasn’t even asked for my phone number, which in my experience, means that he’s either newly married or he’s gay.

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but look how they have burned us down

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I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

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Leaving kudos on AO3 like

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This man knows how to sell a car

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(insp.)