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just some shenanigans

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does anyone have the video of Ian deep throating the kebab from like. 2014 maybe??

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Anyone know any good ways to get be darkish brown hair to be temporarily blonde? Like for Halloween

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Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can't even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling.

It's over.

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Hi!!! I created my enjolras account!! Feel free to follow !! DM either this account or that one to join the group!!

Hello. My name is Enjolras and I am the often called “leader” of the Les Amis de l’ABC. I am unsure about this account and what I will use it for but I have it all the same. Feel free to ask questions about the group or me.

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Hey guys!! Thinking of starting a Les amis de l’Abc rp type account. I was thinking we could all have different character accounts and then one joint account. I was planning/hoping to be enjolras and am in need of literally any other members of the l’abc. DM of interested!!

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If anyone has any videos of any enjotaire moments from the 2024 us tour could someone get them to me somehow? I literally will kiss you on the mouth thank you

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is the gaming channel back yet?

day 11: no

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YOUNG HILSON CUZ I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can we make a House MD fanfic author & artists’ union (discord server) where we discuss important issues like taxes (hilson omegaverse) and fair pay (hilson old man yaoi) and benefits (share our fanfictions and fanart with each other and maybe play among us or jackbox on weekends). I think it would make our organization strong

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RIP house & wilson, you would’ve loved gay sex. 🕊️

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hips don't lie

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i forgot this blog existed oops

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I feel like Winter and Kai are the only people close to Cinder alllowed to call her Selene.

Kai, because they’re married. Winter, because it reminds them both of a happier time (even if Cinder can’t remember it).

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Kai and Nainsi off to the market.

Full time-lapse on Instagram

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do you hate kaider or do you hate the fact that they’re the only main ship without sexual tension

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You know the line in Cress where it mentions the rumour that Cinder "seduced Emperor Kaito and was now pregnant with a Lunar-Earthen-cyborg thing"?

Imagine if Kai was just a little more unhinged. He doesn't want Cinder to get captured and killed, so at a press conference he practically pulls the Peeta Mellark 'If it weren't for the baby' line. A journalist asks, "what of the rumour that the fugitive is carrying your child?"

And Kai, with a solemn expression, says cryptically, "these are hard times for all, for a number of reasons. Even for myself."

The world explodes. The EC military are freaking out because they can't risk harming the future heir, so the worldwide hunt for Linh Cinder is thrown in for a loop. Alas, Kai doesn't know that Cinder is Selene, so by implying that she is pregnant, Levana is even more determined to kill the two heirs to the Lunar throne and hunts Cinder even more viciously.

Meanwhile Cinder is furious and mortified. Thorne teases her endlessly about it ("I am NOT pregnant! We haven't even hugged!" "You were smooching him at the ball!" "That's different!!"). When Jacin says the line, "one more fling with your toy before he becomes Levana's property", she punches him twice.

Then when they kidnap Kai, she rips into him. "You made me out to be a teen mother! Do you know embarrassing that is?!" He rebuts, "I was trying to help you!"

One successful revolution later, the public are confused why there's no mention of this 'baby'. So in an interview, Kai is asked, "so, is Queen Selene pregnant with your child or not?"

Kai bursts out laughing. "Pregnant? Wherever did you get that idea?"

"...you confirmed it in a press conference."

"I never said she was pregnant."

He straight up gaslights them into believing he never said a thing. It's hilarious. And then when Cinder and Kai are eventually married and actually pregnant, the world is scared to believe it and be tricked again.