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tbh i wanna become a multi fandom writer, i have SO many fic ideas for michael afton

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have we all just forgotten that jr is canonically bald-???

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my friend mentioned that jr would break his fucking hip during seggs bc he’s old and i’m screeching

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okay. hate sex w/ andre would hit a certain way. like listen.

u two hate each other’s guts. ur always giving each other dirty looks and glares. every conversation turns into an argument or sometimes even a fist fight. then later one night, he’s grasping and biting u like he can’t get enough of u, fucking u into his mattress and moaning ur name followed by a ton of insults. next morning it’s back to wanting each other dead. u swear every time u fuck that it would be the last time, but it never lasts since ur always going back to each other for a quick hateful fuck.

OOOH THAT’S MY SHIT RIGHT THERE-

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the masculine urge to write a oneshot where jr fucks his secretary or smth

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you know what? imagine being jr’s sugar baby and working at cognito inc.

it’s a dirty little secret just between the two of you. he talks about his baby, how much he adores them and how much he spends on making them happy. but they never know he’s talking about you.

he’ll pull you into his office more often just for the dumbest things. but he doesn’t think it’s dumb! he needs a kiss and to slip you a couple hundred dollars, it’s very important. no one notices the way he looks at you in meetings secretly, but you get the hint. he wants you, badly.

he may be a bit more secluded in public but he treats you so good in private. he’ll buy you anything your sweet little heart desires. he’ll buy you the shiniest jewelry just to watch as the dim lights shine off your body while he fucks you against his desk. hearing you call him daddy, clawing at the arms that hold you tightly, knowing your his and his only.

nobody knows. nobody suspects a thing. but the thought of someone catching the two of you fucking in his office, finding out about your secret. it excites him so much.

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jealous sex with andre… a thought.

he’s not one to get jealous easily, but seeing brett get a bit too friendly with you, placing his arm around your shoulder and making you laugh with his dumb jokes. it sends something off on him.

he’s not gonna let you go as soon as your alone. you’ll be covered in bite marks and hickeys, him growling your name and holding onto your skin tightly. his lips never leave you as he fucks you hard against the table, making sure you cannot think of anyone else but him. he doesn’t want you thinking of anyone but him, it fills him with bliss when he hears you scream his name while you reach another orgasm at his hands. grunting in your ear about how you’re all his and how much he adores you, filling you with his cum and feeling it overflow into the ground below you.

he couldn’t care less. as long as you and everyone else around you knows you’re his and his only.

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my thoughts are nothing but pure static and high sex w/ andre.

like, he’d be the perfect person to do drugs with already! mf makes sure you’re comfortable and safe when getting so high you can taste colours.

but sex?? he’s gonna be giggly the entire time, a huge dopey smile on his face as he fucks you, the feeling of both being far from sober and your body tight against him. he’d totally shotgun you after cumming, blowing smoke into your mouth as he fills you and starts getting addicted to you as well…

mmm. good shit.

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andre appreciation post bc i’m mega gay for him <3

i just wanna give him a kiss and hotbox w/ him-