ancano
unwitting victim of the "I can fix him" complex
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Ancano || 27 years old || Queer Aspec || currently obsessed with Baldur's Gate 3 || DNF if you're under 18 || doesn't trigger tag; follow at your own risk || ready to yeet myself into the fuckn void || napsushi on ao3 || icon by the glorious honeyginsen 💙
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ancano · 58 minutes ago
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I want to play veilguard but also it's expensive and I'm like wayyyyy to broke to warrant spending almost $100 on a game I don't even know if I'll like.
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ancano · 1 hour ago
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Just come to me...
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ancano · 1 hour ago
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
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ancano · 1 hour ago
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Me writing
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ancano · 1 hour ago
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Nirnroot cilantro real???
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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Miraak is a bottom
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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it's so funny that if you open your inventory fast enough after dying you can just spam a bunch of curatives and bring yourself back to full health.
"you are not the vessel" your mom is not the vessel. ratio
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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CONFIRMED
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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Anyone who works/worked in retail or anyone who has had to deal with customers at work should be entitled to billions of dollars in compensation. Before retail i was just an average person but after working several retail and food service jobs, i have been diagnosed with social anxiety disorder and other health issues all because the general public likes to act like feral monsters to service workers.
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “ 
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
 perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle ! 
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile. 
mahogany 
*sweats nervously*
same. 
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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ancano · 23 hours ago
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