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Me and my sister are stoned as FUCK and can't stop laughing at frurch (fry church)

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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

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in case anyone was thinking about feeling sorry for that CEO

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Name a better feeling than getting the first comment on a fic you were uncertain about and knowing that at least one person liked the tiny piece of your brain that you put on the internet

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companies giving you food instead of a raise actually works on me because i'm that obsessed with food. you could hold back my class consciousness this way I fear

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COME OUT! magazine, Vol 1, Issue 1, 1969

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First pee of 2024

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do you remember when Fred had a show on Nickelodeon? and like two movies? and john cena played his dad?

I wish I didn't 😫

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Sometimes I'm just minding my own business having fun, being a happy little guy and sometimes my brain kicks down the door and reminds me that Fred was a thing that happened

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Yaoi cocaine saga

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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New Rule: If it's SFW when a guy does it, it's SFW when a girl does it.

Guy shirtless is SFW? Girl shirtless is now SFW.

Guy with a noticeable bulge in a speedo is SFW? Girl with a noticeable bulge in a speedo is SFW. Etc, etc, etc.

I will not be taking any criticisms on this.

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Loving that my rook is canon trans and not something I just say when I talk about my oc on tumblr ❤️

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DORIAN! MY HUSBAND!

Finally was able to install and start playing veilguard. So far it's fun, the mechanics are cool and flashy and apparently I'm playing my rook as a very sassy little shit.

One thing that bothers me is the way Solas talks, he doesn't have the same rhythm he had in dai and it bugs me to no end.

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OMG MAEVARIS??????

Finally was able to install and start playing veilguard. So far it's fun, the mechanics are cool and flashy and apparently I'm playing my rook as a very sassy little shit.

One thing that bothers me is the way Solas talks, he doesn't have the same rhythm he had in dai and it bugs me to no end.

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WE WISH YOU A

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Fuck all these customers ordering food today I've made 50-100 pizzas (25 orders ranging from 1 to 5 pizzas each) in the last 4 hours and I am dead. I'm also the only person scheduled in the kitchen tonight because fuck me I guess.