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“Alright, seems simple enough.” Phil smiled, clearing his throat. “Me is toy.” He actually butchered it by separating the one word into two and completely mispronouncing it. He grimaced at his mistake, “that was a huge screw up, wasn’t it?” He chuckled.

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I'm late!

Now which was was it again? Ximena had just gotten this job and she was already messing up by being late. She sighed frustrated and started walking further away trying to look for the room she was supposed to be in five minutes ago. She noticed a man covered in tattoos on his cellphone. She gulped then turned to look at him, "Um excuse me, hi, I'm the new interviewer, I got lost and would like to know if you could give me directions to where the interview room is? Please?" She asked biting on her lower lip.

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“Yeah, we’re all set.” Phil smiled. “Ximena, right?” He asked, he’d actually remembered her name, he just wanted to pose the question as more of a precaution, “maybe you could give me more Spanish lessons than just this one?” He chuckled, “god knows I could use ‘em.” Phil laughed as they walked down the hall.

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I'm late!

Now which was was it again? Ximena had just gotten this job and she was already messing up by being late. She sighed frustrated and started walking further away trying to look for the room she was supposed to be in five minutes ago. She noticed a man covered in tattoos on his cellphone. She gulped then turned to look at him, "Um excuse me, hi, I'm the new interviewer, I got lost and would like to know if you could give me directions to where the interview room is? Please?" She asked biting on her lower lip.

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Phil hurried through the hallways, eventually making his was to the door of the interview room, almost walking right past it if Ximena wouldn’t have been outside. He check his phone, the time was 4:48 PM. “I’m so sorry- I should’ve left the cafeteria earlier so I could meet you at the door.” Phil laughed at himself, “you ready?”

Bother

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I'm late!

Now which was was it again? Ximena had just gotten this job and she was already messing up by being late. She sighed frustrated and started walking further away trying to look for the room she was supposed to be in five minutes ago. She noticed a man covered in tattoos on his cellphone. She gulped then turned to look at him, "Um excuse me, hi, I'm the new interviewer, I got lost and would like to know if you could give me directions to where the interview room is? Please?" She asked biting on her lower lip.

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“Alright, will do.” Phil smiled, “knock ‘em dead, kid.” He waved and continued eating as Ximena went back to the interview room.

Bother

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I'm late!

Now which was was it again? Ximena had just gotten this job and she was already messing up by being late. She sighed frustrated and started walking further away trying to look for the room she was supposed to be in five minutes ago. She noticed a man covered in tattoos on his cellphone. She gulped then turned to look at him, "Um excuse me, hi, I'm the new interviewer, I got lost and would like to know if you could give me directions to where the interview room is? Please?" She asked biting on her lower lip.

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“That might be the better option.” Phil laughed, “but I know where the ad room is.” He smiled, “and I swear these aren’t the wrong directions, when you leave here, stay on that main hall and go all the way down past the locker rooms, hang a right, and it’s the first door on the left- it’s a little ways down though.”

Bother

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I'm late!

Now which was was it again? Ximena had just gotten this job and she was already messing up by being late. She sighed frustrated and started walking further away trying to look for the room she was supposed to be in five minutes ago. She noticed a man covered in tattoos on his cellphone. She gulped then turned to look at him, "Um excuse me, hi, I'm the new interviewer, I got lost and would like to know if you could give me directions to where the interview room is? Please?" She asked biting on her lower lip.

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“Alright,” Phil smiled, “yeah sure, any kind of ice cream ya want. You’ve got yourself a deal.” He extended his hand for a handshake to signify the agreement between them. “I’m Phil, by the way, and you are?”

Bother

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I'm late!

Now which was was it again? Ximena had just gotten this job and she was already messing up by being late. She sighed frustrated and started walking further away trying to look for the room she was supposed to be in five minutes ago. She noticed a man covered in tattoos on his cellphone. She gulped then turned to look at him, "Um excuse me, hi, I'm the new interviewer, I got lost and would like to know if you could give me directions to where the interview room is? Please?" She asked biting on her lower lip.

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“Oh I’m sorry.” Phil apologized, “I thought it was the third door on the right- damn, it was the second door on the left wasn’t it?” He grimaced, “how can I make it up to you?” He then realized her slight Spanish accent, “hey um...they’re working on getting a new Spanish add together to get more views and ratings outside of the U.S., maybe you could help me with my Spanish some?” He smiled. Honestly? He did kind of like her already.

Bother

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I'm late!

Now which was was it again? Ximena had just gotten this job and she was already messing up by being late. She sighed frustrated and started walking further away trying to look for the room she was supposed to be in five minutes ago. She noticed a man covered in tattoos on his cellphone. She gulped then turned to look at him, "Um excuse me, hi, I'm the new interviewer, I got lost and would like to know if you could give me directions to where the interview room is? Please?" She asked biting on her lower lip.

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Phil looked up from his plate, not immediately noticing the woman. “Um...can I help you?” He furrowed his brow, then snapped his fingers in realization, “oh wait...aren’t you that new interviewer that I ran into earlier that asked for directions? How’d that go by the way?” He rested his elbows on the table.

Bother

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I'm late!

Now which was was it again? Ximena had just gotten this job and she was already messing up by being late. She sighed frustrated and started walking further away trying to look for the room she was supposed to be in five minutes ago. She noticed a man covered in tattoos on his cellphone. She gulped then turned to look at him, "Um excuse me, hi, I'm the new interviewer, I got lost and would like to know if you could give me directions to where the interview room is? Please?" She asked biting on her lower lip.

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Phil had been stuck in meetings all day, and finally caught a break and basically bee-lined for the cafeteria. He got himself a plate of nachos and sat down at the table at the far end of the cafeteria, scrolling through his twitter feed. “Of course, more twitter idiots thinking they could even step foot in a ring and be great...” he murmured as he began to eat.

Bother

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I'm late!

Now which was was it again? Ximena had just gotten this job and she was already messing up by being late. She sighed frustrated and started walking further away trying to look for the room she was supposed to be in five minutes ago. She noticed a man covered in tattoos on his cellphone. She gulped then turned to look at him, "Um excuse me, hi, I'm the new interviewer, I got lost and would like to know if you could give me directions to where the interview room is? Please?" She asked biting on her lower lip.

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Phil had been scanning through his texts, trying to find the most recent one about an idea that Hunter had for a new promotional shoot and for his new character direction. He looked up from his phone as he heard the voice of the woman asking him for directions, “huh? Oh yeah sure.” He smiled, “just keep going down this hall and take a left when you get to the end, then the room you need is the third door on your right.” Or was it the second on the left? He didn’t really remember which one was the interview room, and his own mind was too jumbled from all of the requests he’d gotten for his own work so he didn’t really care if he was right or wrong. “Good luck!” Phil offered a bit of good vibes to the woman. I probably gave her the wrong room... he thought to himself, but then again...it’s not my problem.

Bother

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I'm late!

Now which was was it again? Ximena had just gotten this job and she was already messing up by being late. She sighed frustrated and started walking further away trying to look for the room she was supposed to be in five minutes ago. She noticed a man covered in tattoos on his cellphone. She gulped then turned to look at him, "Um excuse me, hi, I'm the new interviewer, I got lost and would like to know if you could give me directions to where the interview room is? Please?" She asked biting on her lower lip.

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I made these for when Seth makes a bad tweet.

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