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the kratt brothers are the reason this generation has so many furries

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if all the emo bitches in the early 2000s wouldn't have made apocalyptic dystopian wattpad stories set in 2020, NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULDA HAPPENED

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me: *a nonbinary masc individual with short hair and a generally androgynous style*

also me: *desperately wants to look like elsa (or marry her idk)*

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I'm currently in an adaptation of the play called " a midsummer gender fluid dream" and its like this but GAY and I love it

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

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me singing 'into the unknown' knowing damn well it's gonna shred my tenor vocal cords

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sometimes I love having younger siblings and they bring me so much joy and are so loving and sometimes I just wanna go to the nearest old lady and sell them for a butterscotch

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can anyone sing “for forever” or “so big/so small” without crying? if so, i admire your level of emotional detachment

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remember

no matter what, you must remember: you are loved. you are wanted. you are needed in this world. you deserve love. you deserve to be here.

no one nor nothing can change that.

the world only gets one You. and you’re the You that this world needs.

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dumb life advice

- No one has a picture perfect life. It’s what you make out of your life that’s worth giving a shit about.

- stop living everyday like it’s your last and live everyday like it’s your best.

- don’t name your kid joe.

- parties and friends and other stuff isn’t a substitute for self-love.