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at 5am you may catch a glimpse of Them in the mist
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There’s something funny about going through all the stress of filing taxes only to find out the IRS actually owes ME money. Pay up, bitch
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Welcome to Doctor Who, we’ve got one Doctor played by three people, three Doctors played by one person, and at least three people who are doctors but not the Doctor.
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imagine going on a date and bringing a girl home and then the Pope shows up in your bedroom
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call him bubonic the way he plagues me
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"This is some gay shit" Good. Silly. Fair enough. Doesn't inherently invalidate other interpretations of the relationship. Honestly yeah, it is kind of gay regardless of their canonical relationship status
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we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
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Today My Hens Dug A Comfy Bed In A Sunny Spot: A silent film





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