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PEDRO PASCAL as GENERAL ACACIUS Gladiator II (2024), dir. Ridley Scott
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NSFW || Joel Miller x f!Reader || anti-choicers/Trump voters DNI
The story: After more abortion restrictions pass endangering the health of women, your boyfriend Joel gets a vasectomy to protect you. However, the vasectomy isn't effective immediately after the procedure...
Do you want to help Joel reach 20 ejaculations so he can hit it raw? Here are the requirements:
It should be roughly 200 to 3k words. If you've been in a rut or it's your first time, you might enjoy doing something short. It doesn't have to be as detailed as the intro.
This story celebrates the sexiness of a partner being responsible. No form of protection is 100% effective but if there's pussy/cock contact there must be a condom (or other contraceptive in addition to sunshine's birth control).
Alternatively, Joel can come in other ways that don't risk pregnancy: blow jobs, hand jobs, solo play, cumming in his pants from being grinded on, etc.
Either reader or Joel should add a tally to the whiteboard towards the end.
There must be a fundraiser/non-profit donation page linked on the post. I'll list some suggestions below.
Link to this post, tag me, and tag it "#the tally fic". If Joel comes twice in your fic, put that in the tags. Feel free to use the title banner or these dividers.
Masterlist:
Intro/Tally #1 by @dark-scape (1.1k, face riding, PIV with condom)
Big Fat Tally by @toxicanonymity (1.7k, PIV with hollow strap-on)
dark but just a dream by @vvixxen (800, breeding in a dream, somno, outercourse)
Suggested fundraisers:
National Network of Abortion Funds (USA)
Provide Shelter and Supplies for Sudanese Women
Free Medication Abortion (USA)
The Pad Project (International)
Feminine Hygiene Kits for Gaza
The ACLU (USA)
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get on your feet, get up and make it happen!
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+ Travis Kelce 🙌
I just know that Glen Powell and Christian Mcaffrey would get along
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dagger version of this post!! olympic au!!🥇
tried to match their characters/body types to appropriate sports <33
rooster as a fencer, hangman as an equestrian, coyote and hondo as track&field (sprinter and shot put), phoenix and bob as shooters, fanboy as a skateboarder, and payback as a judoka!
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Backdraft is the Top Gun for firefighters❗️❗️
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nobody talk to me Glen is doing a firefighter movie I’m so excited
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I love when people make things
I DID IT!! I DID IT GUYS!!
THIS IS SO GOOD I CAN'T!!
I'm so talented...
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hypothetically… what if i wrote this
update: i wrote it
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im your favourite blogger’s least favourite blogger
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@hoziersmicrophone Let. Me. Live. My. Life.
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I just know that Glen Powell and Christian Mcaffrey would get along
#glen powell#christian mccaffrey#ALSO happy wedding week to him and Olivia Culpo!!#ALSO pt.2 go see Hit Man 😎#hit man
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