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officer shapiro had to be from chicago bc if anyone from hatchetfield heard grace chasitys fake ass lie abt the chemist bumper sticker then they would be running to launch a investigation on everyone in clivesdale without a second thought.
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why does every treebros fanfic have like
the for forever scene
connor indoctrinates evan into the emo by either music or drugs
either a bmc or heathers reference
gay connor
awkward dinner
inaccurate hospital scene
connor gives evan a car ride
panic attack scene
connor orders pizza for them
jared makes a connor-is-your-boyfriend joke
the gays have a sleepover
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Hatchetfield Tumblr Dashboard Simulator
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So a couple years after the.. 'accident' I got my car fixed at my buddy's repair shop and now it's talking to me? And telling me she's my dead wife? @tonygreensbodyshop do you know anything about this?
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Nope. Nothing. Maybe you could talk to @msretrosofficial about it?
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OP i suggest you fuck your hot car wife
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OMG RUUTTTHH THAT'S LITERALLY OUR SHOP TEACHER STOP
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Been there, done that.
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..wait, what now?
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she's a news anchor. he's also a news anchor. Their 5 year long stint as the co hosts of Morning Cup Of News will change your perception of love.
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Uhm, what now?
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I second that, what the hell?
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OH SHIT YOU GUYS HAVE TUMBLR I HAVE TO GO DELETE SO MANY POSTS NOW-
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No no OP, you're right. They're really lovey dovey off camera.
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PEANUTS???
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a test.
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Sure, to our knowledge the Ape Man isn't real and if he was, why would he come to my house? But consider this, dear reader. Peanuts The Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel is simply too busy and too famous to show up at my, a normal office worker's, house.
Damn I wish I was him.
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You know what, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I think Ted Spankoffski is hotter than Dan Reynolds.
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Anon I am at your house right now with a gun.
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Omg mom GET OFF TUMBLR
#like srsly wtf? #she literally runs a dan reynolds fan blog you guys #like feed your children omg
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Yo I just found this sick time travelling box what do I do with it
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Perhaps you should try using it to go back in time and fix your mistakes, OP! Hahaha hahaha!
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Sure thing, doesn't sound risky at all.
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Miss Retro's will temporarily be closed for renovations! Hope to see y'all back when we reopen! <3 <3 <3
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Just stumbed upon this post and I am wondering, who is OP? And why do I feel such a weird feeling around her?
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Wouldn't you like to know..
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Good Morning Hatchetfield! Make sure to tune in today at 9:00 am sharp to hear more about Hatchetfield's favorite pocket squirrel!
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Updating about this on my main and.. what the fuck?
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PEANUTS THE HATCHETFIELD POCKET SQUIRREL IS TALKING!!
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HE'S A SENTIENT BEING!
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WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
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WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?!
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WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?!
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IS THERE A GOD?!
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Hatchetfield Disaster Log: Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel starts talking, and the Hatchetfield News studio is set on fire.
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Some secrets aren't yours to share.
#ITS THE WAY OWEN IMMEDIATELY CHANGED THE AIM FROM CURT'S HEART TO HIS HEAD AFTER HE SAYS THAT#IM SICK
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no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)
Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved
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you know the musical is a banger when it starts with a song about how awful highschool is and then they just move on to murder
#nerdy prudes must die#be more chill#(kind of)#ride the cyclone musical#(again kind of)#heathers musical#heathers
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my nichest starkid headcanon: the reason brad callahan says he's qb in yellow jacket isn't bc max jagerman never became quarterback in that timeline but rather bc max was out with the flu that week so brad had to sub in and he totally let it get to his head
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This man has been plaguing my mind for an entire week
#NOT THE AZIRAPHALE POSE AT THE BOTTOM#hes such a loser I love him so much#he reminds me of Patton from Sanders Sides#right down to the cardigan wrapped around his shoulders and the religious trauma
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I had this dream that I came home after being at sleepaway camp with no access to technology for a whole summer and everyone was singing some nonsensical song all in unison and dancing the same exact dance but not like a flashmob. like. every single person in the world. and when I went back to school everyone in my third grade class was always quoting the nonsensical words and doing the dance in perfect unison and I was so horrified that my third grade teacher kept me in at lunch and recess to teach me the song and dance and the worst part is that it wasn't a dream it was how I learned the whip and nae nae
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I had this dream that I came home after being at sleepaway camp with no access to technology for a whole summer and everyone was singing some nonsensical song all in unison and dancing the same exact dance but not like a flashmob. like. every single person in the world. and when I went back to school everyone in my third grade class was always quoting the nonsensical words and doing the dance in perfect unison and I was so horrified that my third grade teacher kept me in at lunch and recess to teach me the song and dance and the worst part is that it wasn't a dream it was how I learned the whip and nae nae
#the apotheosis was upon them op#op you need to get to clivesdale now#<= prev damn it you beat me to it
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Absolutely adore how not a single person in Hatchetfield pronounces Grace's name correctly; it's not actually "chastity," it's "Chasity," but no one gets it right, and even better, Grace never corrects anyone because the name is genuinely so fitting
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guy guys the lords
the. The lords of the black and white. The black and white. Like. Like black ink on a white page. Like the script. Guys.
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Sorry I can't I have to bury the body. Yeah right here in the lobby. Underneath the wooden flooring where his corpse will rot. Yeah it's gonna take all day sorry.
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