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We need more vampire media that depicts vampires as complete dorks and no I will not bend on this topic.
Was reading a fanfiction today where the main character tried to make a smoothie out of raw meat and forgot to put the lid on.
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picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers
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We're on to Luxana now
Luxana happens 3000 years after Terralon, and 3049 years post-Eftafall
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my text post collection vol. 1
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big fan of inversions of symbols of power. the leash claims ownership over the one who holds the chain as much as the one who wears it. the one who places the crown upon your head can also take it from you. with age comes experience but with youth the superior physical strength to overpower you. the sword is double-edged and cuts both ways.
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Normalize getting sluttier, bloodier, and overall more insane
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*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary
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The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]
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and a liiiiittle bit of flesh
she took the spellbook in the divorce 😔
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she took the spellbook in the divorce 😔
#aigo relationship#caidam aigo#mod verbina#they didn't actually divorce they were never married#but 'she took the spellbook when she tried to kill me for the second or third time' just doesn't have the same ring to it
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