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Me: *listening to Come From Away, Original Broadway Cast Recording*

My Dad: *Walks in*

Dad: What are you listening to?

Me: This musical, Come From Away

Dad: *Listens for a moment*

Dad: You can really tell it's Lin Manuel Miranda

Me: ...

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Please help me, I just watched hours of indie movie trailers, and now my maladaptive daydreaming is in indie trailer form, complete with that guitar music they all have after the setup where they brag about sundance. 

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“It’s James’ fault that Snape was mean to Harry!!!!!!” Ah yes…of course..it’s the fault of a man who’s been dead for over a decade that a grown adult joined a terrorist group and then went on to bully said dead man’s orphaned son why didn’t I see it before

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reblog if you think little boys can wear pink and play dolls and little girls can wear blue and play cars

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herc: i am hercules mulligan i need no introduction—

herc: wait i literally just introduced myself oh fuck

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Hamilton: Oh, it's just my former lover. Hello, sister.

Angelica: Ugh, I hate when you say those things back-to-back.

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Madison: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Jefferson: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Burr: Alexander tripped and fell in the garden.

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Sirius Black: Do you know what the question I’m asked most often is?

Remus Lupin: “Will you please leave the premises?”

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Shiksa Goddess

Jamie and Cathy: [making their way to the bed, undressing]

Jamie: Imma talk about Mom

Jamie: And now my grandfather

Cathy: ???

Jamie: Tattoos, shaved heads, back of vans

Cathy: Really, right now?

Jamie: [Lists all of his ex girlfriends]

Jamie: Pierced tongues, jail, incest

Cathy: ???

Jamie: R.V.s, drinking blood, firearms

Jamie: [Is proud of seduction skills]

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Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual “Wotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!” And Molly turns round confused, sees what he’s talking about and - “Those are not ‘the kids’ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!”

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A Girl Should Be Two Things

- whoever she wants to be

- not an asshole

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me atm

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Let It Go

This song is just the greatest. I will forever be upset that it did not make it in the final cut. If you haven’t heard it, here’s the soundcloud link from the workshop (not mine):

https://soundcloud.com/lonelygirl3/let-it-go-hamilton

Okay, so Eliza says that the president would agree with her, and then Washington just sort of jumps out of a bush? Or something? He agrees with her and they sing to Ham together. Legendary. 

I was thinking about it, and it doesn’t make sense that Washington just hides in bushes downtown to intervene in the marital conflicts of his cabinet members, so he must have been there and Eliza knew. They were obviously hanging out together. Just imagine it. Eliza and Washington meeting, and hitting it off. Like, besties. They exchange Ham stories, laugh, take a break from their lives. Just imagine the convo. 

Eliza: Alexander’s coming.

Washington: He’s gonna be pissed. 

E: I feel like this could be fun. He’s bound to be upset about Burr. 

W: I’m going to hide in a bush, start to speak sensibly and then say I would agree with you. Then I’ll jump out and agree. 

E: Yes. Uptop. 

*They highfive, giggling* 

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Best Part of 96,000?

I never win shit. 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS 100% ME HAHAHAHAHA

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Girl hate is so stupid. Girls are actually so nice to one another in real life, unlike whatever the hell most media projects. We offer each other food, massages, sips of coffee, tampons, anything. We share advice, clothes, books, anything. Men aren’t the center of our lives, so we don’t let our friendship fall out over them. Female friendships are actually the greatest and I wish they got representation.