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A crown befitting the Grandmaster.
Thank you to @redactedshapes for bringing my vision of Grandmaster Saga to life!! RIP Alan this was your fault.
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if you recently bought marketside broccoli from walmart, throw it out
https://www.wsaz.com/app/2025/02/03/broccoli-florets-sold-walmart-recalled-after-being-considered-deadly/
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usps and amazon manage without any issue so why can't local food delivery services reliably find my god damn apartment
this message brought to you by the driver two miles south of my home confidently texting "i've arrived"
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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.
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treebeard and the hobbits
you can get a print here
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remembering that time i met someone who attended high school in west bend, wisconsin and they told me how their school district works. to them it was completely normal while i was wondering if they were messing with me.
their schools are conjoined twins???
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Death & The Potato.
(Aka: the Death card for @the-hermit-arcana, which was a thoroughly enjoyable project to be a part of, and which I highly recommend checking out.)
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Brennan Lee Mulligan arguing for the primal nature of morality on Ep. 40’s Fireside Chat is one of the funniest and realest things I’ve ever heard. He once again put into words what I have been trying to say for what feels like forever.
EDIT: No, I actually need to quote this out for myself.
“One of the things that happens a lot in philisophy that is, I think, a point of failure, potentially, in it, is that philosophy contains a lot of formal logic studies, and there’s a degree to want to sort of explicate, logically, everything, and go like, ‘What are the reasons and rationalities behind all of this?” But I think ignoring the primal origins of morality- You don’t need- If you watch someone kick a small animal, you don’t need an explanation for why that’s bad. It’s a first- It’s a primary thing, right? And you get into weird positions when you’re like, ‘I believe that humans should have good- be flourish and be happy, and have safety and joy!’ And someone can literally just go ‘Why? To what end? To what end should they have joy?’ And you’re like ‘Not to what end. I’m saying this is the end for me. The end for me is joy and safety and peace.’ And I get to say that because I’m a weird brain monster living in the universe and I can create meaning with my mind. You’re doing the same thing right now, but I just choose joy. Are you choosing something else? Because if you are, then we’re in conflict!” -Brennan Lee Mulligan, “Fireside Chat for WWW ep40 ‘Aid and Comfort’”
Choose joy, motherfucker! If you’re not, we’re in conflict!!!
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“The letters came to us from various places and times, gathered by the Postal Service as undeliverable. The Bureau is the perfect home for them.”
— Control
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