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Every day I am thankful for health care and how it has evolved to what it is today... Just some disturbing things my mum told me about her ex-mother in laws days as a midwife: • Sometimes the doctor would have to use tongs to get the babies head out but would pull too hard leading to the infants beheading ... • If a baby was born with Down syndrome a nurse would take it away and suffocate it, later telling the mother it was a stillborn or didn't survive the birth... • If a baby was born with any deformity then they would also suffocate the infant... So yeah I'm damn thankful

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You KNOW at some point in Harry's fifth year McGonagall and Filch sat drinking tea and bitching about Umbridge and her 'love' for cats. "Mrs Norris hates the woman, always making horrible cooing noises.." "She actually tried to PET me Argus! The nerve!"

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Your dick size does not measure how masculine you are, okay? You could be as huge as Dwayne Johnson and have a dick that's the size of a baby shrimp. You could be the campest guy on the block but you might have to tuck your dick into your socks ya know?

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I remember some Americans making fun of England for Brexit... Not feeling so great now huh?

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i live for the day rosie learns what the word gay means and she proceeds to aks john “dad is sherlock gay?” and john goes into this fucking endless spluttering explanation about how sherlock is a very complicated person and we just. we just don’t know. we can’t be sure. one time a woman sent him 57 text messages so probably not. and the next time they’re over at 221B rosie looks up from sherlock’s picture book about poisonous plant she’s studying with her plush bumblebee, gives sherlock a look and asks “are you gay, sherlock?” and sherlock, without missing a beat, just says “yes” and continues drinking his tea and rosie says “ah” and goes back to her plant book and john nearly doubles over in the corner like SAkfjalsöölsakdjflsdjEFpsflksdjfslfjsfk

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Holy shit

Binge-watching a TV show is actually just the most logical way to watch it. You wouldn’t read a book one chapter a month.

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After 3 decades i only today realized bathroom fans are noisey by design to give some privacy

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Well shit for years whenever Americans say on tv pay-per-view I literally thought they said paper view and I was like what a stupid name but no

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At 12: Someone- "You're so gay!" Me- "N-no I'm not. Shut up!" Now: Someone- "You're so gay!" Me- "Yup and I still wouldn't fuck you."

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I stand corrected -

Jack in his latest video: LuuUUuubricant

Jacksepticeye Vs Markiplier: Subnautica

Jack: Lubrication

Mark: LUUUuuuUuuuBBBEE

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‪To every young girl growing up with Trump as president:

Don’t let anyone try to diminish how wonderful you are. Every thought, every action, every step you take, matters. Your dreams matter. Your rights matter. Your voice matters. You MATTER

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There’s a girl in my art class who’s vegan and always mentions it, literally every day. Someone actually called her out on it and her argument was “Well transgender people (one of the students in the year above is trans) always go on about them being transgender but I don’t complain.” And okay I have no problem with vegans, I’m vegetarian myself, but how dare she compare the two. She chose to be vegan. Chose. Transgender people do not choose to be born in the wrong body. I just hope people remember that.

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Jacksepticeye Vs Markiplier: Subnautica

Jack: Lubrication Mark: LUUUuuuUuuuBBBEE

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Random person: "Life is a gift!" Me: *Hands them my birth certificate* "Yeah I have the receipt, can I get a refund?"

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Dear America...

What in the actual bloody hell are Sloppy Joe's?

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My mum told me the other day that the only reason she fears death is because she would have to leave me and my sisters alone. She said she wants to be the one to comfort us and she knows she'll want to be there to tell us that we are okay and it'll get better but she won't be able to and that's the only thing that makes her scared of dying.