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it is lesbian week of visibility. and it is also autism awareness month. which means i’m visible and aware and i deserve 4 millian dollars on my bank account. as a treat.

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me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the

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we'll take this way too far...

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what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer 

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london n6

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no offense but can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars oh i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

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was so stressed about a job contract today that I called my uncle (a lawyer) to discuss it. last time I talked to him was years ago when we visited out in colorado and we've never spoken one on one

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me: why have I been so crampy today

the results of my patient's fecal float:

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my plans for the evening involve going for a walk in the 80 degree weather and then watching the starving games

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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

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me, talking to my mom about my employment offer: it says benefits can be removed without notice! what if they get rid of my health insurance?

my mom: well, if they do, quit and find a new job

me: 😳

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torn between asking my mom not to invite a bunch of my more distant relatives to my graduation party because they drink conservative juice and having them come anyway to give me money before I cut them off

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i genuinely believe that schools need to immediately expel students for using gen AI & blacklist them from any other program for at least five years, because i don’t want to fucking deal with these useless twerps being credentialed in any field whatsoever. these fucking people are going to be your lawyers. your healthcare professionals. these people who are too fucking dumb to read, who would rather blindly trust a glorified predictive text generator than spend five minutes studying or thinking on their own.

at this point, if you didn’t receive your credentials before 2020, it is infinitely safer for me to assume that your degree is hollow, your work is fake, and your knowledge nonexistent unless & until proven otherwise.