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when griffin tells us there’s a new monster factory again but there isn’t a new monster factory… again

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griffin, last episode of mbmbam: i believe there’s a new monster factory out this week

griffin, this episode of mbmbam: there should be a new monster factory up by the time you hear this

me, refreshing polygon’s youtube page: momster factore

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[id: Eight gifs of Brian David Gilbert. He is a pale, thin man with floppy brown hair and round glasses. In all eight gifs (portraying 4 different scenes), he stands in front of a black backdrop wearing a gray suit with a different colorful tie. In all four scenes, he says something ridiculous and makes Patrick Gill (offscreen, not pictured) laugh. After Pat starts laughing, so does Brian. GIF 1&2: Brian says “Snake man.” GIF 3&4: Brian says “I need to see where Donkey Kong pees.” GIF 5&6: Brian asks “What are the ramifications of a Sonic the Hedgehog game based on the Bible?” GIF 7&8: Brian says “Nort a boy.”]

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I just SAVED your aѕѕ. With MONOPOLY. 

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Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

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unraveled is the best show on youtube

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Jolene by Dolly Parton except Justin McElroy is playing and singing it for you and your friends around a campfire on a summer night.

requested by @shawnhenryspencer

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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

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My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is. This knowledge is a great burden.

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Kudos to whoever edited this episode, because even though this is silly, it gets me emotional every goddamn time I watch it.

My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e1 | Mac the Turtle

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Holy shit these are gorgeous!!!

happy polygolidays :3

portrait commissions | other commissions | ko-fi

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Do you know how much I would pay for a full-length “Justin McElroy checks on you while you hide in a bathroom at a Christmas party” ASMR roleplay podcast

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The Adventure Zone: “Murder of the Rockport Limited”

Jenkins: “So you’re all set on blankets?”

Travis (as Magnus): “We actually need extra pillows. I sleep with a pillow between my knees and between my elbows and-”

Griffin (exasperated): “Okay.”

Travis (as Magnus): “-behind my head and under my feet and if I forget-”

Griffin: “So we’re gonna do this now, huh?”

(Travis and Clint laughing)

Griffin: “We’re gonna do this now?”

Travis: “I do the Griffin McElroy sleeping method!”

Griffin: “I need to build myself a fucking exo-suit of pillows and I’m not, like, I’m not, like, proud of it! Yeah I am embarrassed about it. And it makes trips with my family a living hell.”

Clint (in the backround) “Yeah.”

Travis: “A pillowy hell!”

Justin: “You go in a room you’re sharing with Griffin and you look for a pillow and there’s none there. He’s absorbed them all.”

Griffin: “Yeah. I need them for strength. And energy.”

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hey staff, censor THIS

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I would like to book one of these massages please 😍

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*dies and is dead*

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New Monster Factory?!?! Hashtag Blessed