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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

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Alan Parker, Joe Leitel and Bruce Reed Ben-Hurry (1959) dir. Richard Fontaine

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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

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Mystery of the empty plate - Ksenya Istomina

Russian, b. 1991 -

Oil on canvas , 65 x 60 cm.

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(Source)

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I'm still shocked by the "fourteen women" quote from the Vulture article, like that article is full of insane and appalling stuff, but the fact that she would admit that out loud just floors me.

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fact: when pidgin dialects involve english, -glish becomes the suffix, eg: chinglish, konglish, hinglish fact: slash pair name order puts the top first and the bottom second, eg: deancas vs casdean conclusion: english is an uke language and that’s why we have an omegaverse, not an alphaverse

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ever since i was a little girl i wanted to experience being taken away by my fated vampire lover

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urianger said some raw ass shit in shadowbringers

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Goblin Emperor Pantheon

Cstheio Caireizhasan: goddess of the stars, of wisdom, and of magic

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A Bug’s Life, 1998

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upon consideration i am choosing not to be so incredibly brave rn. focus group testing further indicates that i am, in fact, likely to be a "massive cunt" in response to any and all future hardship. furthermore, breaking updates reveal that at this point a hangnail's worth of inconvenience is enough to send me spiraling through the sewers, tunneling into the nearest power station, and—powered with nothing but munching teeth, a single pair of rusty nail clippers, and a frothing need to chew off any god's earlobe—singlehandedly unleashing a cascading mass casualty tristate blackout

in summary: whatever the future holds, i will not 🙏 as they say 🙏 be meeting it with "grace"

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twenty years across the sea

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A funny thing about magical girl media is that folks who are broadly aware of the genre but don't take it in tend to assume Pretty Cure is the most G-rated of the lot, based on the fact that it's got brighter colours, frillier costumes, and generally younger-looking protagonists than average – then you actually watch the fight scenes and those squeaky middle schoolers are doing Bruce Lee shit to the monsters.

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