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Donate if you can please. I’m being charged with assault and battery for punching my racist neighbor for spitting on me during a pandemic. I need to pay for lawyer fees and to move out of my racist town. 💗
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Husband: *blasts "Where You Want Me At (Instrumental Version)" by Sons of Maria*
Me: This song makes me feel like I'm at Barbie's 35th birthday party. It's like Malibu Dreamhouse dubstep.
Husband: I want to feel that way all the time. I think that's my ideal sensation.
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Silhouetted against the star-filled sky, the fallen buildings cast off their mantle of despair and became memories; memories of a city crafted with skill and care, a city where every stone was a piece of functional art; memories of towers that stretched to the sky—fingers tickling the stars—and of domes that spread like venerable hills.
And it had all been an illusion. Beneath the greatness had been wreckage, a filthy sore now exposed. How easy it was to look past heresies overlaid with gold. How simple it had been to assume that outward strength bespoke inward righteousness.
Brandon Sanderson, Elantris
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The Demon Of Lust is commonly known throughout the Underworld and is highly respected. They go up to Earth, expecting the usual day of pleasure. Instead, they meet an asexual human who just wants to be friends.
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Three ghosts, each one from the 1400’s, 1920’s, and the modern day, all decide to haunt a house together. Write about the shenanigans that occur as they try to get along.
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“The way the night knows itself with the moon, be that with me.”
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After your parents found out you are gay and kicked you out, the only place left for you to go was the magical forest. Write about your life.
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Reminder
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Super Mario Bros on GameBoy Advance, Fable, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Neopets, Furcadia, and (even though it makes six) World of Warcraft
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Husband woke me up last night while I was dreaming of opening a gateway and performing a summoning. What happens if you don't complete the summoning and close the portal???
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★ PINK LEMONADE | SLIMEOBSIDIAN
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Mix of Arctic Fox hair dye in Poseidon, diluted Aquamarine, and Girls Night on pre-lightened hair.
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Dead people aren't supposed to be cheerful.
- Brandon Sanderson, Elantris
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