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ⓘ This user needs a long break from everything.
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Liking a girl will have you doing shit like saying good morning to pigeons on your walk
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if I were a mecha show protagonist, the mid-season villains would be saying shit like "you say you hate war, yet you love to kill! the way you fight shows enjoyment, thirst for blood! you know this deep within!" and I'd go "SHUT UP!" and swing a sword at them but I would know what they say is true, to some extent
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People don't appreciate the patience we russian tumblr psyops have in between the US election years. there are 3 years when we have to keep acting like actual people with actual opinions. this is truly an unthanked job
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god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn
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to all the depressed teens out there not brushing your teeth FUCKING BRUSH THEM i promise you i promise you i promise you i promise you look at me i promise you my heart my liver my lungs that you’re gonna thank yourself later. Just once a day even. Please
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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through
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im joining the war on male loneliness on the side of male loneliness
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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it
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